Inej: *being Philosophical* What Is The Meaning Of Life?

Sooooo, I dinda drew something. Well it's absolutely horrible and will make me win worst art of the year buuuut.

Ta-dah! I present to you, Graham Calloway!

@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

*After doing something they shouldn't have*

Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?

Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble

Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life

Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.

Nina: .....

Jesper: ....oops?

So, I have a BIG request for all the Arabic (I think it's Arabic) speaking and reading users here. You see, I just noticed that in Callum's spell book, there's this text about Aaravos except it's in another language.

So I put it through Google Translate and, it said that it was Arabic. But I don't speak Arabic, and we all know that Google Translate isn't the most accurate source for translations and it's pretty difficult to understand.

So, I'm leaving it here and on Reddit so that a person who knows Arabic would Translate it for me.

Double life is just gonna be a soulmates AU, slow burn and idiot and serious fan fiction for all Desert duo shippers isn't it?

Jesper: Kaz I can't work, my stomach hurts and I broke my ankle.

Kaz: And you can walk with your broken ankle?

Jesper: *falls to the ground*

Nina: I had a cousin who got out of the army this way.

so youre telling me martyn has now facilitated a grand total of three divorces?

Nina: *batting eyelashes* Matthias, are you or are you not the love of my life?

Matthias: I am? But why-?

Kaz: She's setting you up for something.

Nina: Shut it Kaz, I'm talking to the love of my life.

I breathe in and out angrily, non-existent veins popping in my head.

"WHAT IS THAT BITCH DOING HERE?" I bellow, I turn and look towards the Grim Reaper who shrugs.

"I got no idea man." He says, scratching his head in confusion himself.

"GET HER OUT OF HERE!" I tell my mother even though she's to busy drowning herself in tears. From within my earshot, I hear my best friends whispering to themselves.

"I mean, this is a new low, even for her." They say and I can't yell at them that it isn't my choice.

I scowl and turn towards the uninvited guest in horror as she gives a speech at my funeral.

"I will haunt you for life... Umbridge."

You die in a freak accident and watch your funeral as a spirit. You’re shocked to see who comes to pay their last respects to you.

Funny how Percy is gonna be the one with "golden princess curls" in the live adaptation now.