Bleeding Hearts fairy🌿
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Logically, I know that when League found out about Billy, he proceeded to act super mature and even manage to be the bigger person. However, if I was ten and a bunch of adults I trusted started yelling at me, I would start crying.
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Martian Manhunter: Shazam, not to alarm you, but you have not breathed in 10 minutes.
Shazam; Whoops! I forget sometimes.
Martian Manhunter: It’s alright, I often forget to blink.
Batman:
Steph: Come on Dami, tell us who's your favorite sibling
Tim: Me. Obviously
Damian: Do you have a concussion right now, or has your caffeine habit finally caused brain damage?
Duke: Yeah unless you all were pulling my leg, Damian tried, and nearly succeeded, to kill you multiple times
Tim: Let me explain-
Damian: This ought to be good
Tim: When I started being Robin, Dick barely talked to me and now he calls me multiple times a week and we go train surfing once a month
Dick: Sorry about that. I was kinda going through....a lot
Tim: No problem. Then Jason damn near killed me and he says I'm his favorite brother. We play Smash Brothers and talk shit about you guys all the time
Steph: It's true, I've been over there a few times. There's also cake and plotting against our enemies
Tim: So I fully expect that Damian either will, or currently does, like me the best. After the second murder attempt I knew I was going to be his best man if he gets married
Damian: Oh No
Dick: What?
Damian: I just thought about it and if I had to pick a best man, it'd be a tie between you and Drake!
Tim: Just accept it. The more you try to hate me, the more you'll love me
y’all ever just wobble your head skin like just shake it back and forth
Danny, in his Ghost Zone travels, befriended the Flying Graysons. John and Mary like him so much, that it started as a joke, sort of.
"Ahhhhh, the son we never had! Welcome!"
"My little Robin's long lost little brother, come, come!"
And it morphed into him jokingly calling them Tata and Daj. Then it wasn't really a joke anymore.
Then the Observants inform him that as far as Ghost Law is concerned, they're his Ghost Guardians.
This means that Danny has two sets of parents; Jack and Maddie on the human side of things, and John and Mary on the ghost side of thing.
So when he sees Dick Grayson, who looks a lot like John, it just slips out.
This leads to a very awkward stare off in the middle of a coffee shop.
Danny has no idea how to explain himself.
hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk
i want you all to know that there is an artist (carmen papalia) who, after he started using a white cane, assembled a 12 foot long white cane and began using it in downtown vancouver. the length of the cane made it functionally useless as a device and the only purpose it served was making him an obstacle for sighted people. dare i say… 2019 goals