Just Created My Account And This Is The Literal First Post I See. Glad To See I Got Exactly What I Asked

in the dominos pizza, Straight up "new yorkin it." and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pizzas

Soup no bowl

sundress no panties 

The nostalgia is hitting.. thanks for the things

My blog is for things. Anyone have any?

Friendly reminder/lifehack

If you order pizza, (especially from dominos), do it on a day that isn't a weekend, and not around dinnertime. Picture the toy aisle full of buzz lightyears, where each buzz is saying "Friday night Pizza night!" If each of those buzz lightyears represent an average pizza order, (two pizzas + a random side item), the wait time will be measured in the hours, as opposed to ordering a pizza at 3pm on a tuesday, which will take significantly less time.

I see people often talking about how fast food workers deserve more respect, and should be seen as fellow humans, but people often forget that notion as soon as their food is on the line. As someone who used to work for dominos (and left on good terms with them), I have seen it way too often where people call to ask about their food, and why it's taking us so long, despite the fact that they ordered right in the busiest part of the week, which they see as our fault. (also, unless you ordered delivery, try to avoid calling to ask about your food, it just makes it take longer to get back to making it)

One last thing: dominos runs coupons often, usually with some pretty banger deals, but they often result in some pretty long wait times. If you place a timed order a few days after the coupon ends, you pay using the deal, but get the food on a less busy day.

Hatsune Miku

Reblog to give ME and only ME bigger tits

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

im gay im baby and im in fucking jail

Is sharpie mtg a form of blackout poetry? It's definitely an art form, but to what extent?

Uncontested banger

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Harry potter is the one series i can get behind having the edgelord interpretation of "It's all a dream, harry's in a coma". Like,, it's weird how many plot holes that would fix.