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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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It’s good to see posts detailing what is safe for pets to eat, but we should also keep this in mind for birds. Just because for many it’s obvious not to give them things like chocolate doesn’t mean that they also realise things like garlic are also bad

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michael afton was so fucking dramatic like i can imagine him entering the pizzeria like

reblog if ur a fish whore

My teacher just compared abortion to holocaust. And most people in my class agreed that abortion is a definite no. And I just...I'm so angry, I don't understand how people can think like that

Hi there - I hear ya! As the saying goes, “DON’T GET ME STARTED”

ON THE 100% HYPOCRISY AND MISOGYNY OF THE “PRO LIFE” MOVEMENT:

More info:

National Abortion Federation: http://prochoice.org/

NARAL: http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Planned Parenthood: https://istandwithpp.org/facts

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Hey kiddos, this is a bad ide… Oh wow

My eyes have been blessed

Holy sh-