Oh Nice. Me Love Some Cheese

They are 100% realistic if you write them as what they are. The other day my cat tried to eat my hair. He's also a kitten, so he hasn't had his full chance to express his dumbness. But I love him anyway. I adore him he's adorable.

Spider-Cat. Such a good line I don't know why.

Rule of thumb for writing cats; the less realistic you write a cat, the more realistic it is

Cats do not operate on levels of realism

"Who are you?" I ask, gazing at the boy. Questions echoed through my mind: Is he an enemy? What is his motive?

My eyes narrow as a study him.

Open starter rp: Unexpected Visitor.

Look- Nothing about Camp half blood was normal. (At least not to mortal standards.) Saytrs played volley ball with campers, Dryads helped serve meals, and monsters roamed certain parts of the woods.

But today was a bit more…Weird than normal.

You had decided to take advantage of the fact that Chiron hadn’t ordered any monster for the woods in a while, He had been busy with new campers so the woods should be relatively empty and safe.

As you wandered the woods you heard footsteps, and heavy breathing.

Somthing or someone was near by.

You turned around, weapon drawn and to your surprise (and relief) It wasn’t a monster- It was a boy, who was probably around 15-17, he had a pale complexion, shaggy black hair, and Dark brown eyes, He wore white pants, and a simple long sleeve top, Both stained with dirt- On the left sleeve of his shirt was dried blood.

The boy quickly raised his hands in surrender as he eyed you, Looking at you, and then your weapon.

What do you do?

It isn't love, it isn't hate It's just indifference

Love Withered Foxy! Such good art

Withered Foxy

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Dez thing. There will be more parts since Tumblr has limits to the amount of photos each post.

Oh my god yes!

HP Girls Reblog Fic Library!

As a lot of Harry Potter fans have seen, female characters often don't get a lot of realization outside romance in either HP canon or fanfics. To help combat this, I'm starting a "lending library" of exceptions to the rule. (This library is for a very specific subset of fics, so guidelines follow.)

Guidelines:

Fic must star a canon female HP character. "Star" means that the fic would fall apart if you removed this character or replaced her actions with a one-sentence summary. "Canon female HP character," in this context, means a named female character from the seven books. Characters genderbent as female don't count here. Bonus points for finding fics with characters dismissed by canon (Pansy Parkinson, Fleur Delacour, Cho Chang, the Patils, Lavender Brown, Marietta Edgecombe, etc.).

Fic must not center a romantic/sexual relationship. A reference to such a relationship is fine, but if replacing all the actions related to the pairing with a one-sentence summary means the fic no longer has a plot, the fic doesn't qualify here.

Fic's female character must have agency in the story. She must make a decision and take action upon it; preferably, the action she takes should not be limited to causing her own sacrificial death. Fics composed of narrations of a character's thoughts as things happen to her (e.g. dying, transforming into a werewolf) do not count.

That's it! To participate, reblog this post with a link to a fic that fits those three criteria and a short description of what it is (I'll get us started with some examples below). Self-promotions are welcome and encouraged. If you don't have any fics that fit, you can still reblog without adding to the library to signal boost.

Three fics to start us off!

I Know Not, and I Cannot Know; Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke. General audiences. Over the course of her Hogwarts experience, Luna Lovegood finds an unexpected mentor for her Potions skill in Severus Snape. ~32K words.

If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked a Cake by Pitry. General audiences. Post-war Lavender Brown buys Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor, hires Dudley Dursley, and becomes a pillar of the community while learning to deal with her werewolf-attack aftereffects. ~9K words.

Cooking for New Year by yearofthesnape. General audiences. First-year Cho Chang looks for a way to hold on to her Korean and Chinese heritage at Hogwarts, with support from Severus Snape. ~2K words.

Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

any other autistics daydream about their special interests during particularly longer work shifts to get through the day or am i insane