Smutty Blurb With Elliot Where Reader Keeps Denying That She's Into Him Even Though He's Currently Giving

when the fic was so good, you just sit and wish it was you there rn….

I never use my brain I only use my heart

NATALIE SCATORCCIO — 1996 | 2021

ANAKIN SKYWALKER + signature lightsaber spin

goodness i’m so tired of seeing this over and over again, both on ao3 and on tumblr.

do not tag your fic as reader-insert if they’re an original character!

that’s literally the opposite of a reader-insert, which is when the character is a blank slate, devoid of any physical characteristics such as skin/hair/eye colour etc and without a name.

there is no such thing as “reader is an ofc, not y/n.”

again, that’s just an original character, not a reader-insert. do not tag it as a reader-insert.

you’re clogging up tags that don’t apply to your story. write all the ocs you want, go ham and crazy and etc. but use the right tags for the love of god.

i’m sick of having to scroll through dozens of oc fics and getting tricked into clicking on a story i thought was a reader-insert just for it to end up being abt a white woman with a ~quirky~ name 🤷🏽‍♀️

we make fun of the '96 yellowjackets for letting lottie make all their decisions for them but it's been so long since s1 i think we forgot about the bear. like if i woke up from a nonconsensual group hallucinatory drug trip with the knowledge that winter is coming and we're most likely gonna freeze and starve to death and then the girl who'd earlier started rapidly speaking a language she wasn't fluent in walked outside and a fucking bear came out of the woods and kneeled before her and she killed it with a knife then YEAH i think i would be doing whatever the hell she wanted

This man is so deranged it makes me want to start a family with him

those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.

fanfic writers NEVER contemplate or apologise for your fic being over 3-5k words long, we readers LOVE longer fics!! anyways have a good day/night 🙂‍↕️

Were they ever really that different?

𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 (blurbs)

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honey baby

honey mornings (honey baby prequel)

joseph being a simp for reader

joseph & semi hippie reader ft. crystals, tarot cards and zodiac signs

joseph & reader in a fleetwood mac concert

costar!reader & joseph in brazil

joseph supporting singer!reader in her concert

joseph taking care of slightly drunk reader in brazil ft. jamie

joseph taking care of sick reader

joseph running his hands through your hair

surprising joseph at comic-con

joseph and his obsession with venga boys

honeymoon vol 1

honeymoon vol 2

comforting joseph at comic-con

joseph and reader flirting (?)

joseph messing up your line

joseph pushing you off a boat

babysitting with joseph

joseph being obsessed with your perfume

joseph tries to win you back

joseph loving on puppies

joseph catches you on tiktok

joseph reacts to the song you wrote for him

joseph tries to ask out clueless reader on a date

picking up a habit from joseph

tethered rings

spa day with joseph

joseph face timing and surprising you

joseph taking care of you when you're on your period

joseph being a slut

joseph in autumn

joseph finding a restaurant for dinner

joseph falling asleep as you read a book to him

joseph cries reading letters

joseph giving you a necklace

joseph being grumpy

joseph putting fuzzy socks on your feet

calling joseph 'darling' for the first time

joseph calls your scar beautiful

reassuring joseph

supporting joseph in lfcc

flustered joseph

joseph reacts to doja cat

joseph tries to ask you out on a date

joseph + aftercare**

you and joseph go to a photobooth

going to paris with joseph

you and joseph move into a new house

joseph giving you hickies**

joseph + august vibes**

using your safeword with joseph**

joseph comforts you through a hard day

proposing to joseph while drunk

joseph stays because he loves you

love me more**

joseph comforts you before a job interview

playing a board game with joseph

joseph being nervous on your first date

joseph and tall!reader

joseph and cuteness aggression

dancing in the rain with joseph

going to a dinner with joseph and being ignored