Robert Chase Lore Is Like "my Father Left Me, I Had To Take Care Of My Abusive Alcoholic Mother And Baby

Scrolling through job sites and endless lies of ‘entry level’ positions is sucking my whimsy away…

I should just start a fansly or something

Identifiable tattoos be damned- for 10 bucks you can see this strange trans twink get naked

Crossing the road is way too social

I can’t do it I don’t understand the rules and all the cars are mad at me

every episode of merlin is truly unhinged but like i always forget how fucking insane season 1 episode 10 the moment of truth is. like i just cannot wrap my head around it. at all. the prince's (terrible, just truly useless and insolent) manservant's mother comes to the kingdom asking for help for a tiny village in a neighbouring kingdom because its being attacked by bandits stealing their harvest and the prince gets said manservant's mother an audience with his father, the king even though he knows that to send men into the neighbouring kingdom could be considered an act of war. the king says as much and refuses to help, but the manservant makes the decision to go back and help anyway (he has magic that he'll be able to use somewhat freely without any camelot knights there) and he attempts to resign in telling his prince that he's going home to help, but the prince refuses to accept his resignation and seems truly terrified at the prospect of the manservant not returning whether its by choice or because he is killed in the fight, but the prince lets him go because its his mother and, in an attempt to cover up the genuine emotion he just showed, proceeds to insult his manservant in the most loving way possible. said manservant only smiles adoringly and thanks him for the insults with some intense, lingering eye contact before the prince wishes him luck. the manservant, his mother, the king's ward and her maid make camp in the woods, and whilst everyone else is asleep, the manservant goes to investigate a troublesome noise only to find the prince disobeying his father's direct orders! once again, the prince insults him to distract him from the act of genuine kindness and care. then they make it to the village and the prince, used to all the luxuries of a castle, sleeps on the floor beside his manservant and asks his manservant questions about his childhood and they have real conversations away from the stifling hierarchy of the castle. "he must care for you a great deal," the manservant's mother says about the prince. "arthur would do the same for any village, that's just the way he is" to which she replies "its more than that, he's here for you". that night the king's ward, who grew up with the prince says that merlin is the reason arthur came, "arthur may act like he doesn't care, but he wouldn't be here if he didn't". and, where the manservant would normally dress the prince in his armour, the prince helps the manservant with his. then THEN the manservant's mother says "i see how much he needs you, how much you need him, you're like two sides of the same coin". tell me that's not insane.

Being suddenly added to a random group chat full of millennial fanfic authors would save me in many many ways

That or joining a cult

I’m amenable to both tbh

HIII

THIS IS MERLIN!!! ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

He is starting his public access training today!

I bring him home on the 13th to start his task training !! He’s so swag tbh

Expect crazy amounts of pictures and updates when hes home 🙂‍↕️💫

Making a house md self insert oc

Mind your damn business

I am cringe but I am free.

Playing my favorite game

Is the gummy I found on my floor an edible or melatonin?

Stayed tuned to find out ‼️

Okay but I absolutely love the idea of Leon somehow also being immortal just out of his pure dedication to Camelot so when Arthur does comeback its just.

Arthur: So your magic has made you immortal and you've been alive this entire time?

Merlin: Yeah, have to fulfill the prophecy and stuff so I can’t die.

Arthur: That makes sense, sort of, but there's still something I don't understand.

Merlin: What?

Arthur: HOW THE F*CK IS LEON ALIVE???

Leon: *has been quietly eating his stew* I did say I wouldn't fall until Camelot did, apparently that included Merlin.

This past month has been hell on earth

If you haven’t heard from me in forever outside of shitposts on tumblr - uhh sorry but I simply am not real and won’t be real until finals are over bc between passing those, trying to not get fired, and not completely mentally shutting down- I have had no energy left to be normal or lock in on having a personal life

See you soon perhaps

Unless finals week is actually my final week

idk what will happen tbh