Uhhh Sorry To My Mutuals 😅

Uhhh sorry to my mutuals 😅

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

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FUCK YEAHHHHH

I called it I CALLED IT

Last fucking YEAR I CALLED HIS NAME AND DAMMIT I WAS RIGHT

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BEEP BEEP!

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Someone kill me


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I’m also taking Minecraft mob requests as well

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I used to have a pogo stick when I was 14 because I was really into doing stupid little videos and stunts and wanted to be like the jackass/cky guys. I used to tell my mom I was gonna go outside and pogo but really I’d walk around the block and smoke cigarettes. So yeah, I can assure you, pogo sticks are in fact real. 🙃

Damn really imagine

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“Yes I’m going out to pogo”

“No mother this isn’t a phase I’m going out to POGO and you CANNOT stop me”


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