Shady-the-simp - Your Favorite Wh0re

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1 year ago

i gotta stop saving requests as drafts to look at things because I JUST LOST ANOTHER ONE WTF TUMBLR so big apologies to whoever requested something about reader discovering charlie’s the killer


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2 years ago

JJ: Why the fuck are you moving so fast?

*Me, maneuvering around the kitchen, making a strawberry milk*

Me: I need to get it done before the poptarts po- NOOO

*The poptarts pop, and I drop to my knees, literally sobbing*

JJ: Wtf is wrong with you

Credit to @certifiedleashchild


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1 year ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 years and i’m still hopelessly crushing on this man for the last 3… (actually more like 12 but i wanted to seem normal hehe)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually

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2 years ago

Made it a gif <3

Made It A Gif

DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME RN


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1 year ago

Hi, could you please do a masterlist but with the nsfw audios? thank you for your service

Of course, bruv! didn’t even think of it till now…

AUDIO MASTERLIST!

All audios under this are NSFW (they’re literally audio porn)

Rory Culkin characters:

Charlie Walker 1 2 3

Jack Thurlowe 1

Danny Cooper 1 2 3

Clyde (Electrick Children) 1

Gabriel (2014) 1


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2 years ago

Masky @toby: thats not a phone thats a dinosaur

1 year ago

jumping back in the schlatt fandom ass first with this post because i’ve been binging his vods in the background while i work

Schlatt When A Dono Came In Calling You Hot

Schlatt when a dono came in calling you hot


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1 year ago

Hi can you write an established relationship with Crowley from Good Omens and they’re just waking up together, maybe they had just had their first time the night before so some teasing or something but mainly fluffy and preferably female reader but gn reader is fine too

Good Morning

Crowley x Fem!Reader

A/N: I decided to change it up from them waking up together to something I thought would be cuter. I hope you enjoy! <3

Word count: 251

Warnings: Fluff, all the fluff, a lil mention of smut, Crowley being a little shit but we love him anyways, kinda short sorry, not proofread, anything I missed

Hi Can You Write An Established Relationship With Crowley From Good Omens And They’re Just Waking Up

You sat up and rubbed the blur from your eyes and looked beside you. Nothing. That’s weird, Crowley was usually right beside you with a kiss when you woke up. You put on your underwear and one of his button-ups that you loved so much as you wandered downstairs.

“Crowley?” You called out into the seemingly empty flat.

“Kitchen, love!” You heard him singing along to some Queen song after calling down to you. You waltzed into the kitchen and saw him in just his boxers and a “kiss the cook” apron, cooking something that smelt amazing.

“Ah! Just in time, darling! Here, have a taste,” He grabbed a spoonful of something out of a pot and blew on it slightly before bringing it to your mouth. Holy shit. He can fuck, and he can cook. What a catch.

“Holy fuck, this is good. How are you so perfect?” He laughed and kissed you softly before bringing you to his chest and holding you tightly.

“So, how was last night? Was my cock good enough for you?” He emphasized the word “cock” with a teasing thrust of his hips to your backside. You gasped softly and giggled and turned around.

“Yes, you perv. You were perfect,” You placed a kiss to his mouth and he smiled against you “I love you, Crow.”

“I love you too, darling. Now,” He slapped your ass before walking into the dining room with you. “Shall we eat?”

Fuck, you’d do anything for that man.


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shady-the-simp - Your favorite wh0re
Your favorite wh0re

Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley 🫀

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