I Was Right But Fuck Man Does That Not Help The Agonies™️

You. Cannot. Have. My. Pain.

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

Yikes yikes yikes. Adolin you should read more genie stories. PLEASE be more specific with your wording. The fae would have a field day with this himbo.

The. The big reveal????

Stormlight Archives Spoilers

Hmmm… the Fourth Ideal, something Kaladin cannot say… if we look at the themes of his story so far, it’s probably something like “I will protect only those I can”. Kaladin has always struggled with accepting that he can’t save EVERYONE, because he is just… too compassionate, but it’s gotten to the point where it’s crippling his ability to act, to save anyone. I expect Rhythm of War is gonna have a lot of Kaladin brooding

WHAT THE FUCK

oh my gosh I love this random cobbler so much and I’ve known him for- maybe five minutes. I love him so much.

I adore the way Stormlight handles war. Everyone believes earnestly that what they do is right. Fervently correct. They would and do die for their beliefs. The Listeners were correct to kill Gavilar, but the Alethi were correct to seek retaliation as well. It captures the experience of conflict better than most media I’ve ever seen.

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Looks around

Navani and Raboniel should ki- well… hm… they should hold each other and be very close but I like Dalinar and Navani too much.

“I am death itself, Defeated One, and I have finally caught up to you.”

Kaladin the MAN that you are. You are so angsty in the best possible way. You make me feel like a middle school girl obsessed with Sasuke and I am NOT ASHAMED

In the voice of the JJK Narrator

They were all defeated, except - of course - Kaladin Stormblessed.