My Friends R So Talented. Rb If Ur Friends Are Talented

That asexual thing sounds GREAT. I'm pretty sure sex isn't real anyways

sex is a lie made up by BIG STORK to sell more BABY

if pointing out that the age of getting a phone decreasing along with the prevalence of short form video as the dominant form of social media content during the most significant collective educational gap in recent history all of which happened during one of the most significant windows of psychological development in a human lifetime has had a deleterious effect on the attention spans, self-regulation, impulse control, social skills, tech literacy, and actual literacy of zoomers and gen alpha. if pointing out that that is a real and serious problem makes me a boomer and an old crank who has fallen for “kids these days” propaganda someone find me a porch and a rocking chair so i can yell at you to get off my lawn

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

task manager kill this man

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

Why can't I just major in swordfighting.

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.