Smallconsciousness - Smallest Stream Of Consciousness

me eating aunt myrna’s party cheese salad

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

I hate Crocs.

That just sounds like fire kitchen

The pipes in this apartment are gurgling (air bubbles passing through 'em, probably) and for like 10 minutes of blissful ignorance I assumed it was my beautiful, darling wife watching videos of frying oil

Scomo Wombat Wobble Moment

Do the didgeridoo *Scomo noises*

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later