Literally Nobody (except For Zak Brown) Enjoyed That Race 💀

AND THE FUN'S NOT OVER WE STILL HAVE

✨post race investigations✨

seb doesn’t rock up to suzuka for the first time in like two decades and the track literally bursts into flames

beautiful to see Pierre Gasly embrace the Italian culture by threatening the driver who impeded him like an old school mafioso

Haven't seen him so mad since Hungary 2024

Bumper car crimes committed at the drivers' parade, Miami GP 2025:

George is the first to to leave the track and gain an advantage:

Kimi takes advantage of George's selfie to reach over his shoulder and drive their car into the Ferraris:

Charles retaliates by pushing the Mercs off track:

Lando is frustrated with the DRS train and tries to pull an overtake on the Mercs:

...which George rightly defends:

Lando then tries to slingshot around the outside:

George notices when they're almost wheel-to-wheel and defends fiercely:

CONTACT!

George and Charles join forces to try to squeeze Pierre!

at this point i think they should just start a rotation for the second red bull seat. kind of like the f1 academy wild card except it's literally whoever. reserve drivers, f2 drivers, retired drivers, pundits, mechanics, race engineers, team principals, random celebrities. you can win a free practice sesh in the second red bull seat in fan giveaways. let's just have fun with it

PIT: Well done Charles

C16: Thank you Bryan 😌💅

Lance after finishing P6 — AUSTRALIAN GP'25

Charles: "is there a leakage?"

Bryan: "a leakage of what?"

Charles: "I have the seat full of water, lke full of water!"

Bryan: "must be the water"

Charles: "LET'S ADD THAT TO THE WORDS OF WISDOM"