It’s Always “if There’s A Safety Car” “in Case There’s A Safety Car” “when There’s

All of this bullshit only to end with Norris P1.

beautiful to see Pierre Gasly embrace the Italian culture by threatening the driver who impeded him like an old school mafioso

So. Its a wet race, 5 rookies on the grid, Max and George lining up alongside eachother on the second row, two McLaren's on the front row and Oscar says he'd do anything to win his home race- if you listen really closely you can hear an emergency alarm blaring in the background of this post

Is he trying to gaslight us or himself

max: the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I wa

reporter: how does it feel to now have the car exactly where you want it?

max: *considers the legalities of murder*

I love when people try to rate the RB car. "It's the fourth fastest car", "It's the third fastest car", "It's worse than the VCARB". That car is an abomination and exists on an entirely different plane. It's Schrodinger's car. It both is and isn't fast. Do not try to make sense of it.

Im fucking DRY HEAVING at the energy Nico brought to the paddock this week, he's airing everyones business. First it was "Flavio's ugly ass invited me to his fuckass room for negotiations" and then he LITERALLY JUST SAW JAMES VOWELS AND WENT "I call you Vowels bc u called me Rosberg when were teammates... how shockingly impersonal is that u fucking rat ???? [takes deep breath for terrifyingly detailed analysis] [James tries to defend himself] "yes BUT I was sitting at your table??? I was yOuR fRiEnD aNd tEaMmAte🤨"

They have George doing IT maintenance mid race like it's nothing

we should have fuck ass random rules for more races. you have to parallel park into the pit box in baku. if you don’t overtake anyone in interlagos you’re disqualified for being shit. odd numbered finishers get half points in abu dhabi so everyone is trying to overtake all the time. these are so bad but so was monaco. i could go on