Yummy Star Gouache Painting

being the only one to spot the goldie in salmon run when the fog kicks in

@ifunnyboytotumb1rgirl literally me n da wife :3

backstage chill ⋆౨ৎ˚˖ ࣪✿𓈒 gift for my bf @yawndogs !! :]

Are you pro or anti bush

he was a bad president

would give anything to join the rotation for real

new weed idea

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Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

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in honor of pride month

boss marie strikes again

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight