Area Man Struggles With Choice Between Basic Morality And Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

Bashir in a skant for your Bashir in a skant needs

Dukat: daddy dom

Damar: dad bod

Gara: daddy issues

Okay guys we need to forget favs and be scientific, this is very important.

Based on Cardassian views on the medical profession (female dominated) and arguing (whore behavior), I think Dukat should have been scandalized to have an alien twink doctor get snippy with him in order to get a blood screening from him.

"And I find you offensive." Okay, here's my arm, man. Whatever you say, beautiful. But I have a wife.

shoutout to @daftmooncretin for the inspo

u guys were so nice about my last Bashir + Obrien post, heres more! lads day out tennis & a pint wheeeey

Elim Garak Personal Information

Star Trek Monthly, May 1996

Peak sexy in the future is wearing upholstery and there's nothing you can do about it

the Star Trek fandom always acts like either Riker or Kirk is the god of rizz in the Star Trek universe, and it's bullshit, when Quark exists right there.

he was literally pulling klingon widowers, cardassian enemies of state, trans ferengi, vulcan terrorists, amorphous he/they shape shifters. he constantly had men chasing after him too.

Kirk's womanizing ways were vastly overstated by people whose memories are clouded by age, and Riker's repertoire was the most generic humanoid hotties out there, whose personalities were basically omg i'd love to have sex with you do you like my skimpy outfit.

Quark was pulling much harder just by virtue of the fact that all of his pulls were people who had a good reason to not get involved with him at all, but couldn't resist in the end.

seriously. cardassian political scientist that hates him, ferocious klingon warrior who just wants to use him for political reasons, a trans ferengi who doesn't want to be outed, a Vulcan terrorist who REALLY shouldn't be helping him but does, and a cop.

he has that much rizz, mk?

trust me. I'm a scientist.

I have the qualitative data to back this up.

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

I haven't seen most of Voyager, must less this particular episode. But based on the first picture I saw with a quick search, I'm going to say yes

Yes they did

do you think the 2 ferengi who landed in the delta quadrant and declared themselves deities on a random planet in 'false profits' explored each others bodies

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