Well, Is This A More Casual Date Or More Fancy?

(They chuckle as they pet him gently.)

You're really cute! O-Or handsome..

Wh-Whatever you prefer.. I don't want to offend you!

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

Well.. Let me see if I can find a few things that are more.. lighter since I know you'll be going to the beach!

...

Ah! Here we go!

I'm thinking maybe something close to this! I'm not sure if it's too casual, if it is I can find something a bit more formal!

Oh, also, I found this shirt!

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Ah, well, my name is Valentine Fehr, you may call me Val! I should have introduced myself before, but this is just so surprising I forgot my manners!

Uh, do anything you need to do around here! I’m not completely sure what you have to do to exorcise something, but whatever you need to do go ahead! I’m not sure if you need to exorcise my universe or my house but, if you need my house let me know! I can get the dogs out of my house if they get in the way, or if your scared of dogs which I doubt you are..

mhm.. I just wanted to say.. you know.. you are attractive.. very..

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

How do you feel about C-137? I know he's an ass, but how does he act romantically?

Well Rick is definitely someone who doesn’t like to.. show he does care… but he does try romantically.

Plus, me and Rick aren’t in an official relationship yet. We were together for a while, until he cheated on me. Ever since that happened though, we just decided to stay unofficial until he thinks he is ready to get back together.. I try not to think about why he would have cheated on me anymore, but I have to try to not get my hopes up since he could just drop me at any point.. I don’t even know why he would get back together with me anyway..

Anyway, he’s more romantic when we are alone together, or if he’s really drunk. He’ll hold my hand, give me kisses, the whole package when we’re alone together. When we are out in public he’s less show-y about it, but whenever someone stares at me he does seem to get more touchy with me, I’m not exactly sure why he does that actually…

Rick is not the best romantically, I will be honest, but he does try in his own ways! And uh… sometimes his ways are.. very touchy if you understand what I’m saying..

((Hey, this is the actual artist/writer here! If you guys would like me to write some stories about Val with the Smith family, just let me know!! I can also write some more NSFW things if anyone wants to know about Val in that way.. Also, my DM’s are open for anyone who wants to RP, I have a discord so, yeah! Just ask anything y’all want and Val [or me depending on who you ask] will answer even if it takes a while!))

Yes. I am.

Can both of you just be nice to each other?

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

haha..

Hahaha…

HAHAHHAHAH!

NOBODY LOVES ME Z. NOT EVEN YOU. JUST LEAVE ALREADY! I KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

Guys what do I do? Rick keeps trying to give me alien drugs…

Say thank you. Drugs are expensive.

I still am not doing the damn drugs..

Uh.. Yeah!

We can do all of that, but why don't you help me in the garage first! I'm just cleaning my guns, won't take too long.

Plus, I've got a few pocket knives you can sharpen and clean, I want to make sure before you touch ANY of my guns I put you through some training with them first.

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

(They cough up blood, finding the strength to crawl over next to Z, grabbing his other hand, which both of their hands were drenched in blood.)

Nein.. Ich liebe dich, Z..

(They guide his hand to their face, not giving two shits about the blood now smeared across their cheek.)

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*