"sorry My Dicks Small" "sorry I Take A While To Cum, If I Cum At All" "sorry I Cum Too Fast" "sorry I

im so not okay holy fuck. im going to be fucking homeless in a month

Trans girl doesnt get paid enough needs help with rent!!

Hi this is another help us make rent post! Im really sorry but as some of you know we got told the building was being sold, forced to clean and do a showing on short notice and now are stuck in limbo on things while still needing to pay rent. I owed State taxes which we cannot set a payment plan up on in our state so that put me in the negatives and with my paycheck Friday i only JUST got out of the red. Rent is due in week anything you can spare will help immensely because Im not going to be paid until the 9th, and we need to buy food and pay rent and bills.

Venmo @ LKarnstein

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force masc coaching in ways that don't require surgery or hormones (for those with vaginas):

only let them cum/get off if they're wearing a strap

tell them you're gonna suck their balls and then suck on the outer lips of their vagina, refer to it as their balls, don't touch anywhere else, watch them squirm and buck their hips wishing you'd just eat them out all ready

only let them piss if they go through a pee prosthetic

^^ bonus points if they can only use it while you're holding it for them

watch voice training videos with them and masturbate while they practice along with the video

^^ or, better yet, jerk them off while they practice voice training as a real challenge,, see how many sessions it takes for whiney moans to turn into deep grunts,, stop completely and essentially edge them if their voice gets too high whimpering

"Oh boy i sure wish i had somewhere to put out this lit cigarette" i say staring at your cigarette burn covered arm

Boys are like a type of ash tray that moans

Boys who stick their tongues out when they jerk off btw

you should fuck me so hard i whine like a dying wolf in minecraft (wolf_hurt.mp3 style)

Metalhead bf who's takes you to concerts because he knows it's too loud for people to hear your moans and too crowded and dark for people to see that he's groping you. <3

I AM A MAN. Any misgendering will be met with being blocked immediately.

when they ask what my future plans are but I can’t say move out west and start a duck farm where I live off the grid with my transgender husband and our 3 cats who we treat like children. And live in a house filled head to toe full of my husband and I’s artwork, memories and weird knickknacks. and every night we cook together and dance in the kitchen under the soft oven light.

So i just say “oh i don’t know maybe college?”

can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess