Legend: Y/n- Your name
Kirishima: MINA HIT THE BREAK!!THE BREAK! THATS THE GAS!!
Mina: I'm trying!!
Denki: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Kirishima: WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE! This is all new to Mina!! She just needs to-
Sero: THERE'S A POLE!!!
Mina: *Turns the wheel but accidentally made the car go in circles in full speed* AHHHHHHH!!
Kirishima: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Sero: AHHHHHH!!!
Denki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Y/n: *Has already been contemplating on who to call for help ever since they were dragged to help Mina learn how to drive but has not yet decided*
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
Out of all the opportunities my brain could have had a writer’s block- why now :’))
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I hope you don’t mind me sending you another request, you’re just really talented :)
Can I request something about the marvel characters with a reader who has chronic pain? Can be platonic or romantic, I don’t really mind. Thanks!
A/n: Don't worry about it! I actually appreciate it. Thank you for the kind words 💖. It leans more towards platonic but nothing is directly stated so its free for interpretation. Also pls correct me if I had any information wrong
𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧:
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They all would try to help you in their own ways
Tony and Bruce would get you medical help
I’m pretty sure Bruce has a good amount of knowledge in these kinds of things
So he would basically serve as your doctor
If I’m wrong or Bruce is unavailable for whatever reason-
That’s where Tony and his rich boy privileges come in
Need to find a doctor? He already found a hella good one for you
Medical bills? He’s paying.
Medicine? He’s paying.
Need Physical therapy? He’s paying.
Any treatment in general requires payment? HE.IS.PAYING.
Steve would make sure that you aren’t doing anything that might worsen your pain
*Takes the boxes from your hands*
“Your doctor said you shouldn’t do any heavy lifting”
He also makes sure the advice your doctors give you will be followed
He’s trying to minimize your pain in a non-medical way
It’s likely that he searched up what kind of lifestyle changes can help you
So- expect to do some exercising with him
Don’t worry tho- he makes sure it isn’t too much for you
Clint would also take care of you but in a more maternal way compared to Steve
He’s a dad of course he’s gonna be maternal
He’s making sure that you’re taking care of yourself like eating and sleeping despite the depression that can come with chronic pain
Sam and Bucky wouldn’t have much initiative compared to the others but they would get you whatever you need when you ask from them
Peter would be the same as Steve but less authoritative if that makes sense?
“Hey- I don’t really think you should be doing that. Let me do it”
Thor would be a little clueless so he’ll need to be informed of your condition
But he’ll still try to find ways to help you
Wanda would help you distract yourself from the side effects of chronic pain
She basically makes sure you are coping in a good way
When you can’t sleep because of the pain, you would normally go to her or Nat
Speaking of Nat- she's is a mix between Clint and Wanda
The way she’ll act depends on what you need
She and Steve are most likely gonna be the ones going with you to the hospital
I honestly think Vision is a mix of all of the above
He’s basically your personal Baymax at this point
But be ready to open your doors and block your walls because vision’s going through them
“Do you need anythi-”
“AHH- VISION! USE THE DAMN DOOR”
Let’s just hope you aren’t extremely jumpy okay 😃
Everyone’s gonna remind if you took your meds yet
“Did you take your medication yet?”
“Yes- Bruce already asked me that.”
“Okay- Just making sure”
“Did you take your medication yet?”
“Didn’t you already ask me that earlier?”
“I did?”
first date: describe your ideal first date.
first kiss: what’s the best way to be kissed?
preference: sexuality? what’s your ‘type’?
blush: what could someone do this valentine’s to make you feel special?
hand holding: do you like pda?
family: how important is your family’s approval of your s.o.?
doves: what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you?
love hearts: where were you when you met your crush?
candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?
100th date: would you prefer to stay in or go out this valentine’s?
roses: do you like picnic dates?
giggle: what’s more important in an s.o.: intelligence or humour?
lace: who looks best in your favourite colour?
cupid: have you ever been set up? have you ever set anyone else up? how did it go?
lovebirds: at what point in a relationship would you make it ‘public’?
love knots: would you like to forget the person you shared your first kiss with?
promise ring: who do you see yourself being with in two years?
ballad: best love song?
aphrodite: how important are looks?
angel: do you like ‘bad boys’ or sweethearts more?
harp: have you ever written a poem for a crush?
red: where will you be spending february 14th?
love notes: who was your last valentine? where are they now?
flowers: what’s the best romantic gift to give someone?
st. valentine: what are your hopes for love this year?
Legend: Y/n- Your name
Y/n:*Distressed* People at school are calling me the Jon Snow of our family.
Shinso:..... I'll be right back.
Y/n: Oh,ok
Shinso: *Comes back with Mr.Aizawa and Present Mic ready to beat someone up* Who?!
Y/n:...... uh-
Present Mic: DoN't Be ShY sAy ThErE nAmEs!
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