I Love It When You Accidentally Meet Eyes With A Stranger In Public And You Flash A Quick Polite Smile

yall: this celebrity did a bad thing

me: it be like that sometimes 

reblog and he will protect you

Welcome back.

YouTube: “Judging by your recent watches, we recommend: Why Are So Many SJW Characters Mary Sues?”

Me, who has been watching nothing but monstergirl ASMR roleplays for the past three days: “How do you keep finding me?”

“Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them…or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.”

Holy SHIT

ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…

hey

guess what

you’re so close to surviving 2018

you can make it

i’m so proud that you’re still here

keep going buddy

i love you

Simple Hooded Cloak Pattern

Difficulty level: Beginners

Required skills: basic stuff like ‘how to use a measuring tape’, ‘how to use pins’, ‘how to cut fabric’, ‘how to not accidentally stitch through your own fingers when using a sewing machine’, you get it

(feel free to message me if you have questions)

mini dragons

imagine if when people got dragon breath in the morning you yawned and real mini dragons came out of your mouth. then you could let them go in the wild or keep them as pets. cute mini dragon babies that are protective of their mother/father if you keep them. a whole pet market on how to take care of them

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spell your username without using the letters in your name

mine is ptipi