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nvm it might be fine???

did redbull somehow make the car worse?????

tier list for their go to drink (thought process under cut)

max — number 1 gin tonic lover

hulk — german. get that man a beer right now

fernando — only source of water is the ice melting in his whiskey

lewis — he owns and sponsors himself with a 0% brand

charles — ferrari.

yuki — christian horner, helmut marko, undrivable car

jack — constant replacement rumors

carlos — full time barista, part time f1 driver

ollie — british

george — british

pierre — posh

lando — would genuinely enjoy a juice box more than anything else on the list

kimi — still in school

isack — would take it as a "joke" (he wanted the juice box)

alex — whimsy

esteban — double the whimsy

oscar — neutral drink for a pretty neutral man

lance — water with huge ice cubes and a lemon slice

liam — forced to stop drinking rubbing alcohol

gabi — ice and a mini pink umbrella

so yuki gets a 10 place penalty but everyone else gets a warning

no i totally think the fia is so unbiased

woke up to what can only be described as a race that did in fact happen

none of my comfort drivers are comforting and I want to fight the fia

atleast george won

the pope is dead. i sense mbs' downfall coming soon, so here are my rules *when* i become president of the fia

profanity is absolutely allowed. matter of fact, you must swear at least once on radio, and once in the media pen. i believe if you're not swearing, you're not being truthful about your feelings. honesty is, in fact, the best policy.

all drivers are entitled to 2 fights against any another driver per season, only applicable after the first 5 races. it's a good outlet, and it can't be done between australia and jeddah because then you're doing too much. let's calm down please. applications are done online, and drivers are allowed to reject offers. but they won't, i know these men.

all hate accounts on twitter will be deleted and reported to the users' current working/schooling institutions.

by 2030, half of the grid will be women. i will make sure of it

any statements pertaining to 'championship mindset' or 'mental weaknesses' are punishable by a 50k fine. thinking of those words will warrant a 25k fine because i'm nice.

NO, I REPEAT, NO PROBLEMATIC FIGURES ARE ALLOWED TO BE INVITED TO ANY RACES!!! idc who is inviting them, you both will be fined and the inviter will receive a 2-race ban. a 3-race ban will be inflicted on team principals who do such. stop setting people up.

secret santa gifts have to be MINIMUM £20. no vouchers, no coupons, no calendars. let's put some effort in guys, it's been a long ass year. drivers are rich enough anyways.

a team's chief strategist cannot be a driver's personal strategist. wtf.

pr captions are forbidden. the dichotomy between 'radio thoughts' and 'ig caption thoughts' are unacceptable. if you wanna call your team a mountain of pisstakes, sprinkled with bullshit shavings, please stand on business and do so.

if you disagree with any of these, you're not fun and you're getting a fine!!!!

did redbull somehow make the car worse?????

when you're so overwhelmingly tired you plan an entire fanfic cuz you have such a specific interpretation that you need to see in writing otherwise you might explode

now, am I delusional? yes. am I running on 4 hours of sleep? also yes. but hear me out:

Max: known team mate killer (gasly, albon, perez, and now lawson(and danny ric but thats like half))

Now he's with yuki, second seat curse and all that but yuki isn't doing that badly (taking into account the few weeks he's had with it in comparison to lawson)

I think the car recognises yuki for what he is, a fellow team mate eater. (de vyres, danny ric (more than half this time), and almost lawson before he was sacrificed to lion den no. 1)

The curse subsides only for now, perhaps out of hope of what will come, hopes of what two destroyers can create together.

anyways yoints have really been making my week

universe please take all of lando norris', yuki tsunoda's and ollie bearman's sufferings, quadruple it and give it to christian horner, zak brown and flavio briatore🙏

cant believe it took a crash to revive yukierre 💔

woke up to what can only be described as a race that did in fact happen

none of my comfort drivers are comforting and I want to fight the fia

atleast george won