Call Me Glutton

Joker would 10000 % eat you out on your period and I don't take criticism on that you can't change my mind

@arthur-fleck-is-my-baby @arthurfleckjoker2019 @mijachula @honking4joker @redballoonfloatingupsohigh666

Correction: *Current me still doing it

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

WOAH THERE! Save some art skills for the rest of us!

How's everyones friday going 🤡

How about an official poll to change every "knock knock" joke into a "honk honk" joke

Well, since Mr Compressed called that means they were all still alive and more or less well, so... yeah, it wouldn't have mattered too much if it had taken a few more days of waiting on their part, right?

So exactly how many times do you think Mr Compress called Giran while he was busy being held captive...

voicemail 1: Hey, Giran, just wanted to check in and see when you may be able to swing by for some repairs on my arm. Thanks.

voicemail 2: Hey, Giran, me again. Maybe you're busy but I could really use some oil or something for this thing. Call me back. Thanks.

voicemail 3: Hey, Giran, we have money, I swear. This thing really needs some repairs. Call me back.

voicemail 4: Giran, I'm serious. Yesterday I accidentally slapped Toga because the elbow is acting up. Get back to me.

voicemail 5: Arm. Repairs. You know what to do.

voicemail 6: Seriously call me back.

voicemail 7: This is getting ridicules. We're still your clients.

voicemail 8: If I was Jin you'd have called me back by now.

voicemail 9: Fine. Don't call me back. We'll find a better broker. One who actually picks up the phone.

voicemail 10: Shigaraki told me we wouldn't be finding another broker and Jin said I should apologies for being impolite. Seriously though, call me.

voicemail 11: Are you dead? Because if you don't pick up soon we might be.

voicemail 12: What kind of broker are you!

voicemail 13: Hey, Giran, just calling to see if this arm has insurance, not that you'll ever call me back.

voicemail 14: We're fighting a giant monster that keeps crying over All For One. We need some assist stat!

voicemail 15: Do I have the wrong number or something?

voicemail 16: static Worst static Broker static Sushi static

voicemail 17: roars of Giga followed by a girlish scream from Mr Compress

voicemail 18: Sorry, butt dial. Seriously though where the hell are you!

voicemail 19: You're the worst. But if you get this, we need portable phone chargers too....call me back.

voicemail 20: That's it. You're fired [Shigaraki in the background: no he's not. Stop calling him. We can't afford shit right now.]

How softly he says "Why would I keep his sign?..." 😭😭💔

“Why would i keep his sign?...”

Requested by @arthurfleckbaby

Funny how quick things do a 180 ° turn 'cause this blog was supposed to be about memes & stuff but it evolved into an Arthur Fleck/Joker love confession

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

During this scene I began to cry and I'm kinda glad the cinema was dark so no one had to see me weeping... it was just sooo heartbreaking oh my god

I just want to hold him, please 💔🤧