A Little Life Hack From My Time In High School: Copy And Paste Every Factual Statement From A Wikipedia

Did you know the original manuscript for the communist manifesto was written in lower case because Karl bought a communist typewriter that was incapable of capitalization.

Remember when mossy cobble was impressive because there were so few rare items. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I'm fine with the British royal family marrying out of their race as long as they aren't FILTHY FUCKING commoners! What happened to nobility making actual alliances with their marriages?! Or just bring back incest and keep it in the family. Either way - NO PEASANTS!

The dichotomy between MLK and Malcolm X proves: Whether you ask nicely or aggressively - those that ask for civil rights in an effective manner will be struck down.

How come you almost never hear about serial killers anymore? People collectively got less stabby?

*Turns on Vatican news broadcast*

Dear God... Original sin spread to the second tower of Babel!

If murder only counts if it's out of hatred (Christianity) does that mean fetish serial killers aren't murderers if they just do it for sex?

There's a new technology that lets you convert words to visualizations. It's called a BOOK and a BRAIN.

How many genders are in the gender spectrum? I could google the word spectrum but I'm too stupid.

Is it just me or is an entire generation of celebrities dropping like flies lately?