Jaune X Vernal.

RNNJR snippet WIP with art

Excerpt from my fic below

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*Dread Knight Jaune appears, *

Yang: Well, we found Jaune, I think. Still planning on laying one on him?

Weiss: . . .

Yang: I’ll admit it might be tricky, but if you go grab some flowers-

Weiss: Yang, go get behind him.

Yang: What!?

Weiss: Quit talking and pull his arms behind his back. I need an opening.

Yang: To do what? We don’t wanna hurt-

Weiss: *Applying chap-stick*

Yang:

O.O

Yang: My big mouth...

Ruby, in the Ever After: Sooo... did you kiss Blake once you two reunited?

Yang: Nah, the moment just wasn’t right. Look, she could actually be my future wife. Our first kiss has to be amazing.

Ruby: Awe, that's so sweet!

Weiss: So you chickened out like a little bitch?

How likely would it be to see Willow molotov the Hound?

You're laughing. Willow schnee is about to druken fist with the hound rock lee style and you're laughing.

Yang: Jaune’s team is kind of a hot mess huh Ruby?

Ruby: R-Right... They sure are weird Yang...

*Ruby proceeds to have a flashback of Team RNJR’s hot-spring trip*

yang: wait you all bathe together?

ren: it was nora's idea

nora: team bathing build character

jaune: shes not wrong

...The voucher is actually for a couples spa day isn’t it?

Jaune you dense dork, those women are going to ruin you.

Ace Ops Jaune AU: Does Jaune give any Valentine gifts to Elm and Harriet?

“Well, yeah I did. I just thought it would be kind of a nice gesture. Also maybe help me fit into the team a bit more. I got Elm these new weights that have gravity dust incorporated into them for her to try out along with some milk chocolate covered pretzels.” Jaune forgot to mention that they were small folded pretzels and with the chocolate on them made them look like small hearts. “I gave Harriet a new pair of shoes she can go jogging with and some chocolate covered marshmallows.” Jaune didn’t know those marshmallows had some lines written on the chocolate like ‘I love you’ or ‘you’re gorgeous’. 

“I didn’t just get some for them though. I got some chocolates and stuff for the whole team. I gave Clover a bottle of whisky with a small jade horseshoe tied around the neck of a bottle. I got some classical and meditative music for fine Vine, along with a small joke book haha.” Jaune chuckled awkwardly, remembering how awkward it was to actually hand the stoic man those things. He didn’t even seem phased. Jaune coughed into his hand and recomposed himself. “Lastly, I got Marrow the same coffee maker I use and offered to show him how to make the kind that he really likes.”

Jaune took in a deep breath after that long explanation. “I’m not sure if they liked them or not, but I figured holidays are a good day to bond with others. I thought it couldn’t hurt to get them something. I even got something for Specialist Schnee, maybe it’ll help her warm up to me more.” 

Jaune’s eyes shot open in realization. “Oh crap that reminds me! I still have to give it to her!” Jaune ran off without another word, rushing off to find Winter to give her her own chocolates and a voucher for a full trip to a spa in Atlas.

Topaz is Jaune and Emerald.

Don’t worry about it, I forget them too if I’m not constantly seeing people use the names.

Ghost Pyrrha reacting to sudden post-whale Topaz developing?

What’s topaz again? Still bad at Remembering all the ship names...

I mean, presumably Tai signed off on Ruby going early, Karen Glass or whatever her fanon name is would never give Cinder legal permission do do anything.

It’s one of those things we’ve never really heard about, and no one ever seems to ask, but this might actually tell us that the Age of Majority is 17 on Remnant.

Emancipation probably would go about as well as calling the cops would, Karen is rich enough to block any attempts, and vindictive enough for Cinder to not risk it.

The chain of events Rhodes was likely going for here would be:

Train Cinder until she’s a legal adult.

Hope that she’s capable by the time she leaves the hotel, since Karen sure-as-hell wouldn’t let her leave with any money, and also:

Have Cinder do what most people assume Ren and Nora did, take some qualification exam since she doesn’t have a combat school record.

Enroll Cinder in Atlas

???

Cinder happy!?

I feel like I should note that I don’t defend this plan, and all the waiting around involved in it, this is just what I think Rhodes plan was.

cinder was told she had to wait till she was 17 to take the huntsman exams but ruby got in early

Oh yeah that was a thing, wasn’t it? Well sadly, Cinder wasn’t a prodigy and I doubt Rhodes would have the balls to argue to Ironwood for her. 

Savage Jaune AU

Jaune: Dammit Cardin I can’t even tell what you’re doing! I guess I know how your girlfriend feels!

Cardin: *Punching harder* Shut! Up! Arc! *Cardin’s hand lets out a cracking sound, drops Jaune* AAAHH!

Jaune: Don‘t worry about it man. I’m sure there are some guys who can’t last longer than you, somewhere...

Cardin: *Holding his now broken hand* Grrrahhhhh!

Reminder jaune took a beating from cardin and smiled.

Something like her ‘fake huntress’ outfit might be neat.

Excuse me while I figure out a post-redemption Cinder outfit after the Grimm arm has been defeated.

I wanna add more Pyrrha elements to her clothes.

Why did My first thought frame this as advice Summer gave (or left for) Ruby?

Either she’s still alive or she wrote up some psuedo-diary for Ruby and Yang full of all the advice she could think of in case [REDACTED] happened.

File one more under ‘Fanfic ideas I’ll probably never write.’

10 Easy Steps To An Oblivious Knight

Step 1: Make Yourself Known

Ruby: Hi. I'm Ruby Rose. What's your name?

Jaune: Ruby. We already know each other.

Step 2: Make Sure He Always Around You.

Nora: Jaune-Jaune. How come Ruby sleeping in the same bed as you?

Jaune: She said she wanted to sleep over.

Ruby:*stick her tongue out and snuggled next to Jaune*

Step 3: Fend Off Unwanted Foes

Cinder: Hai Jaune. I was wandering that if we could...never mind, I just remembered I got plans with Emerald. Bye! *Ran off*

Jaune: I wonder what's that all about.

Ruby:*holding her sycthe and glare at her foes* Stay away you husssiess...

Step 4: Always make sure he and everyone know how cool he is.

Ruby:*On top of table in cafeteria and using a speaker* JAUNE ARC HAS A HUGE DI...HMPHH!

Jaune clamped Ruby's mouth and dragged her out of the cafeteria

Step 5: Make sure he know that you needed him

Ruby: Jaune! Please open this jar pickle for me! It is so tight!

Jaune:*simply opened it with a small pop* Here you go Rubes.

Ruby: Thank you my strong knight.

Jaune: What?

Ruby: Nothing! *Dashed away*

Step 6: If he still oblivious, use a bit force

Jaune:*Only wearing a towel* Ruby! Return my clothes!

Ruby:*sniff his clothes while running* Jaune~I love your scent. *Drool*

Step 7: Insert Your Dominance

Jaune: What are you doing standing on my bed? Get down from there.

Ruby: Feel my dominance! *Proceed to T Pose*

Step 8: Always have small and constant physical contacts.

Jaune:*managed to beat Cardin*

Ruby: Nice work Jaune! *Slap his ass with a nice and firm squeeze*

Jaune: Eeeep!

Step 9: To enforce your desire for him, always remember to imagine a life with him

Ruby:*panting and moaning in bed and under the covers* Jaune! Ahh! Harder! Deeper!

Weiss, Blake and Yang covered their ears as they curse, secretly listening and cried themselves to sleep.

Step 10: If all hope is lost, Just confess

Ruby: Jaune. I like you. Would you be my boyfriend?

Jaune: Sure Ruby. I like you too. Want to see a movie tonight?

Ruby: Sure. I would love too.

Jaune: It's a date. *Kiss her lightly on the lips*

Ruby:*blushed hard*

There you have it. Follow these simple steps and the oblivious charming knight will be yours.

P/s: This steps will also works on an oblivious male ninja, oblivious female ninja, oblivious female brawler, oblivious female heiress, oblivious female babrbarian and other individual that start with an oblivious adjective.

Jaune: *read the steps written on the paper* I wonder if this will work on a certain oblivious female reaper.