Let’s Pretend It’s Still The 3rd

With finals finally wrapping up I've started the sunshine court. I'm not going to recover will I?

I love knowing that with Neil’s stupid ass flip phone all of his texts from Nicky are like this

  □ ALLISON’S OUTFIT!!1!!11!  □ □ □ □

renee

@moonjuns17 yes. we can make spookies saturday.

Honey what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your spookies (spirk cookies)

Rereading AFTG and I totally forgot that Neil and Riko are about the same height. I've been imagining as tall and imposing like Kevin but he's actually just 5'5"

See the difference is, the Foxes know Neil's deer in the headlights "... I have friends?" wide eyes and his "I don't understand your pop culture references nor any non-emergency reason to text people" confused frown while people like the Feds and Jean know his "I will cause migraines and shed blood bc I'm a multitasker" nonchalance and his "I got it from my dad" shit eating grin

And THATS the source of his utter mischaracterization

But either way he's a feral lil trash raccoon, he's just wearing different hats sometimes

I was so convinced when I first read the book that Kevin would be the love interest and then Andrew just like. Appeared.

andrew minyard The character of all time because he’s the last person that you’d consider a love interest would be but he is. he’s as clueless as you are to the point that he thinks he made up the main character in his head. and they somehow manage to be the best relationship ever written

andrew ‘idgaf while being the most igaf-er’ minyard, serving looks and silence as always

i wanna put that in my mouth.

Dean Ellis cover art for a 1972 edition of ‘Childhood’s End,’ by Arthur C. Clarke