A Distinguished Gentleman

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Emmet and his pet chicken

Oxenfree, raising my blood levels

So I got oxenfree and are currently playing through it and omg I like the music and the voice acting is pretty good but the best is the atmosphere. There are times when my throat is tight and my heart is fast. It scared the crap out of me at times.

Also the characters are brilliant. They all feel real with flaws and believable connections.

Anyway off topic ramble over.

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

c!tommy in vilburs clothes?

it's burnt at the edges

Winged AU

Raven’s advice

Dark walked home to the house he shared with his, well friend to be honest. The Host, or Issac as he was better known was an interesting character both physically and personality wise. He was an radio host-cum-podcast creator who had a dry wit and sharp tongue. the only thing that hurt more than being hit by his cane was his insults, somehow creatively unique for each person. 

Physically he was a few inches taller than dark, this infuriated the goshawk which normally made Issac chuckle. On his back where a pair of glossy black raven wings tucked tightly in, never used, not because they where clipped, the conspiracy revolution to got them rights to fly, claiming that they ate fruit and seeds too so they should be allowed to fly, but many protested. Issac was attacked by some teenagers with a knife when he was 16, causing him permanent blindness. This meant without help he was grounded.

Dark opened the door and heard the raven in his room just finishing recording a podcast. The podcasts and radio show where fairly popular with the grounded, as the Host interacted with them daily, finding relevant topics to them and their interests, hopes and dream, something many radio hosts failed to bring. 

Dark walked into the kitchen and grabbed a glass and filled it with water then taking a sip as he listened to the raven come down the stairs. He watched at the other man came through the door wearing a flannel and dark jeans.

“Dark” the mans soothing voice stated

“Host, how are you?”

“Good, but you sound off” the host’s head turned to the side in curiosity

Dark ignored the statement and continued drinking.

“Is it a good guess something happened?”

dark gave him a glare. Issac just smirked.

“i am right then, what was it,was it a-”

“Shut up Issac” Dark snapped grumpily, “I don’t ask about your personal life”

“That because you don’t care, i’m sure you would kill me if I talked about my love life with Edward” the man walked over to the fruit bowl and grabs a handful of grapes.

“If you are insinuating i like him your wrong” the goshawk frowned

“Hey, i wasn’t, don’t get your feathers in a ruffle. I was just saying if you-”

“I don’t” he snapped again

“IF you like them you should meet up with them, now I got a date with a handsome owl so I will be on my way” and with that he grabbed his beige trench coat and left to meet his boyfriend, a owl, Dr Edward Iplier, a pathologist who works with police to examine bodies from crime scenes. 

Dark sighed after the raven left the room, and sat down at the table. How had a canary brought his day to such a halt? 

The canary could really have anyone. He was a late time TV star after all. He was bright energetic and the complete opposite of him.

But opposites attract, right?

Rivers hiding in a corner: "NO WAY. What do you mean we have to introduce ourselves?? they didn't tell me that, what am I supposed to say? "Hi, I'm Rivers, I eat burritos, I like milk" no, no, traumas, school traumas, no."

Last of these I'll do but Wilford is a literal toddler and his director/manager is like a fed up nursery teacher telling of a kid for the hundrenth time

So I just went through ahem for the first time

So I watched it and wow the sass, wow the acrobatics and hurray, we got to pet the puppet, I got the 30th ending cause mark, why do you want to split up, especially with the cult around

The reason my sister got caught swearing by our mother

Watching top 100 musicals and everyone who voted is a coward, HOW DARE Little shop of horrors only reach 21, and why the FUCK did phantom of the opera beat it.

I’m absolutely VEXED, Audrey II deserves better, direct me to the bitches who voted so I can fuckin beat them. Little shop barely got a 5 minute slot,, I’m LIVID, aaaaa