Memorized.

#12 & #35 w/ minseok for the drabble game please? and oh btw, congrats with the 1k followers 🎉🎉🎉

Prompt: Minseok (feat Baekhyun, sorrynotsorry) + “You taste like fucking candy.” + “You heard me. Take it off.”

Setting/AU: Vampire

Warnings: it’s kind of a crack drabble, mentions of blood & death, supernatural themes, swearing, standard vampire stuff, implied smut.

Word Count: 2366

A/N: Again, sorry this took so long anon, I hope you enjoy it. The idea was originally going to be a witch/wizard au but the vampire one came to me after seeing this prompt and I kept laughing about it so I had to make it happen.

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Knock knock.

You groan from underneath the pillow you’d put over your head in an attempt to block out the incessant knocking at your front door. Who the fuck door knocks at this time of night? You sleepily grabbed your phone, the screen illuminating, temporarily blinding you while showing you the ungodly hour of 3am.

Knock knock.

Czytaj dalej

M A S T E R  L I S T

Here is a compilation of all the Mystic Messenger related stuff I’ve written so far. I will keep it updated very regularly, meaning that whenever I post a new headcanon, scenario or fic you will be able to find the link 

|| FICS ||

RFA meets MC for the first time + ZenxMC having a lot of sex [NSFW]

RFA + Saeran + V being in theatre club together + ZenxMC

MC and Zen are professional ballet dancers who fall in love

MC cheating on her husband Saeyoung with Saeran [NSFW]

MC getting together with and proposed to by Saeran 

MC taking her last picture of the RFA (based on art)

MC having worked for Jumin before joining RFA and Jumin finding out

Pride and Prejudice AU with JuminxMC

JuminxMC finding out they are half siblings after getting married [ANGST]

Male!MC surprising Jaehee after being away at war for years 5+1 things - The one where Saeran falls in love with bubbly, kind MC

||REACTIONS||

RFA + Saeran + V + Vanderwood reacting to MC leaving for world tour

RFA + Saeran + V sleeping positions + MC reaction to them

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to Asthmatic MC having an attack before sex [NSFW-ish] 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being a really shitty cook

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC having a lisp due to dental a device 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being cold to them, because they accidentally forgot her birthday 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC getting injured while caught in an accident with them

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC constantly crying for seemingly no reason

RFA + Saeran +V  reacting to MC being cheated on and getting revenge

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being a Junior in High School aka ‘underage’

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC having a phobia of butterflies

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC wanting to wait until marriage to have sex

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being high after getting her wisdom teeth removed

RFA + Saeran reacting to MC being a YouTuber and joining in for a video

RFA + Saeran reacting to finding out MC being a drummer 

RFA + V reacting to bubbly MC also being hella sassy and dragging a bitch

RFA reacting to MC giving them a blowjob [NSFW]

RFA reacting to MC joining and returning from the military

RFA reacting to MC going to College 2+ hours away

||HEADCANONS||

RFA + Saeran at Hogwarts  Jumin x ZEN headcanons [platonic]

Zen/Jumin/Saeran having phone-sex with MC [NSFW]

||SCENARIOS||

MC is nervous about meeting Chairman Han + Jumin helps her in his own way 

RFA+Saeran+V planning a romantic date for MC but everything going wrong…or not? [FLUFF] RFA+Saeran+V breaking up with MC and maybe getting back together?

MC drunk dialing RFA+Saeran and telling them ‘I love you’ for the first time

RFA and MC having been childhood friends but only finding out now

MC coming out as ftm transgender to RFA+Saeran+V MC being a criminal and RFA+Saeran finding out ||PART ONE||

MC being a criminal and RFA+Saeran having sex ||PART TWO|| [NSFW]

Jumin’s and V’s worst childhood memory

|| ANALYSIS ||

Is Jaehee really only Zen’s fan? 

Why is Jaehee’s and Zen’s (possibly romantic) relationship not further explored and how well would they really fit together [1] [2]

Why Jaehee is obedient - a continuation of the discussion above

How MC’s behaviour changes in every route to match the romanced character as she doesn’t actually exist as a character of her own

Why Zen’s biker-gang days probably weren’t as safe as he makes them seem

Who of the five main characters needs therapy the most - a ranking with detailed explanation as to why

Some of the bigger reasons people don’t like Saeyoung/Seven/707

Why Jumin is a better/saner character than the fandom gives him credit for

How and Why Jumin Han is emotionally constipated

What mental illnesses do RFA+Saeran+V (possibly) have

Why Saeyoung doesn’t drink and what he possibly thinks of Zen/MC doing it

Why I hate Rika and why she is an undeniably shitty character  Why Vanderwood falls flat as a character (for me)

|| MYSTIC SLICE OF LIFE ||

Ep. 1 - Jumin, Zen and the curse cat-photoshoot 

Ep. 2 - Saeyoung and Saeran in Macaroni Make Men Smile

Can I ask for a match up?♥I'm 21,straight female,uni student.I'm very calm and really hate noise,but surprisingly I have a rich sense of humour.I'm polite,but like to be mean while joking around.I daydream a lot & can fall asleep everywhere,I LOVE sleeping:3I value life stability which I apparently lack:"3 I get stressed&anxious v easily,actually I don't remember the last time I was not;;I tend to avoid people, but I can easily fit in;am secretly starved for affectionT_T thank you in advance.!

Sure thing, anon! Enjoy~

Your match is: V!

Okay, he is a pretty quiet and calm person himself, so you don’t need to worry about too much noise from him

He loves your humor and loves your jokes, but sometimes forgets that you can become a little mean when joking, so you gotta remind him that you are just teasing/messing around every once in a while

He finds it cute how you could literally just fall asleep while sitting on a bench in the middle of the park or something. He secretly loves it when you fall asleep on his shoulder/in his lap

V’s life is somewhat stable, so you can lean on him if you need some stability in your life

He works his best to help calm you down and relax you. He hates seeing you anxious and stressed, and wants to help in any way possible. You just have to let him know what to do, and he will do it

He wants to show you affection, but is afraid to become or come off as clingy, so just let him know that you want some attention and he will give you some!

Communication is key in your relationship with V. Just keep talking to him, and you two will make for one amazing couple!

Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.

Source: apartmenttherapy.com

Masterlist!

Alright everyone since a lot of people have been having issues opening my masterlist I decided to post it here! I seriously cannot believe I’ve written this much, but thank you all for the wonderful requests! I’m excited to keep writing for you all and thank you for sticking around with me and supporting me and my writing! Also I’m horrible with coming up with titles for these so let me know if any of them don’t make any sense! Now without further ado!~

RFA Reacts to MC Walking in on Them Changing

RFA Reacts to Finding That MC is a Professional Dancer

RFA+V React to MC Who Can Rap

RFA+Unknown React to Knowing That They’re in a Game

RFA  Taking Care of a Sick MC

RFA React to MC Who Has Burns on Her Arms and Thighs

RFA+V+Unknown React to Yandere MC

RFA+V React to a Circus Performer MC

RFA React to MC Trying to Hide Her Period and Comfort Her

RFA+V React to MC Who’s a Terrible Singer

RFA+V+Unknown as Newlyweds with Fluffy Cuddles

RFA+V React to an Equestrian MC

RFA+V+Unknown React to Being Threatened but MC Beating the Guy Up

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Close to Rika

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Extremely Flirty with an Oblivious Jaehee

RFA+V+Unknown React to Seeing MC Crying Through the Screen Because She Knows They’re Not Real

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Constantly has Red Cheeks

RFA+V+Unknown+Vanderwood React to MC Who’s a Dance Instructor

RFA+V+Unknown React to a Younger MC

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Plays Softball

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s a Professional Swimmer

RFA React to MC Dying

RFA React to MC Getting Mugged

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Thinks She’s Heavy and is Self-Conscious

RFA+V+Unknown+Vanderwood React to Seven Who is Being and Idiot and Won’t Be with MC

RFA+V+Unknown React to an Older MC

RFA+Unknown and Their First Time with MC

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s in a Wheelchair

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Really into Art and Music

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s a Mystery Magnet

Zen x Jaehee in a Realationship

RFA+V+Unknown Seeing MC Being Attacked but They Can’t Help Her

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Job is Consuming Her

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Giving Birth and Holding Their Child

RFA+V+Unknown as New Parents and How Well They Take Care of Their Babies

RFA+V+Unknown That Have a Deep Friendship With MC

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Constantly Travels Because of Her Job

RFA+V+Unknown React and Help MC Who Has Androphobia (Fear of Men)

RFA+Unknown React to MC Who Lost Her Memories

RFA+Unknown React to MC Who’s Gender Fluid

RFA React to MC Who’s a Runner and Help Her Train For It

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Blind

RFA+Unknown+Vanderwood BDSM Headcanons

RFA+V+Unknown Have a Cute and Fluffy Shower With MC

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Works at a Maid Cafe

Zen and Jumin With a MC Who Justifies Everything That She Does for Them Because She Loves Them

How Seven and Unknown Would Be if Their Father was Kind and Raised Them

RFA React to MC Who’s Insecure About Being Heavy

RFA When They Go Bowling With MC

RFA+V+Unknown When They Lose a Short MC in a Large Crowd

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Has a Fraternal Twin

RFA Come Home to Find MC Crying Herself to Sleep and Comfort Her

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s a World Famous Scientist

RFA+Unknown React to MC Who’s Parents are Upset that She Has One Bad Grade and Comfort Her

RFA React to and Watch Rick and Morty With MC

RFA+V+Unknown+Vanderwood React to MC Who Dyes Her Hair a New and Unique Color

RFA React to MC Losing Their Unborn Child but Then They Have One Together

RFA+V+Unknown React to Coming Home and Seeing MC Cleaning but She Turns Out to be an Awesome Dancer

RFA React to MC Who’s Catholic and Wants to Wait Until After Marriage to Have Sex

RFA React to MC Telling Them that She’s a Lesbian

RFA+Unknown React to MC Who Has Super Soft and Puffy Hair

RFA React to MC Who’s a Fan of Dolls

RFA+V+Unknown Find Out That MC Takes Anti-Depressants

RFA+V+Unknown Comfort MC When Her Parents Tell Her That She’s a Disappointment

Zen Helps Yoosung Work Out Plus Bonding

RFA and How They React With Their Toddlers

Zen x Jaehee as a Couple Plus Parents

RFA React to MC Who Doesn’t Have Any Memories of Who She was Before Joining the RFA

RFA+V+Unknown Switch Bodies With MC for 24 Hours

RFA+V+Unknown With a MC Who Sings All of the Time

RFA+Unknown Using the Song ‘Just the Way You Are’ to Describe Their Love for MC

RFA React to MC Sensually Licking Food From the Corner of Their Mouths

RFA React to MC With Long Hair Suddenly Chopping it Short

RFA React to MC Finding a Huge Spider During One of Their RFA Meetings

RFA React to MC Who Sleep Walks Out of the House

RFA+Unknown React to Love Live! Plus Who Their Best Girls Are

RFA React to MC Regaining Her Past Lost Memories

RFA Have a Terminal Illness and How They React to it With MC

RFA React to MC Not Being Able to Have Children

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Becoming Blind After They Meet Her

RFA+V+Unknown React to a Male MC

RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Has PTSD

RFA+V+Unknown and MC During Their One Year Anniversary Party

V Only

General V Headcanons

Jumin Only

How Jumin Proposes to MC

Jumin Falls in Love With a MC Who’s Husband Passed Away and She’s Pregnant With His Child

Jumin Gets Stranded in Commoner’s Territory and Spends the Day with MC’s Younger Brother

Zen Only

Zen Notices that MC Can’t Handle When People Flirt With Her

Zen Finds Out that MC is Rich

MC Calls Zen in the Middle of the Night to Ask for Help Killing a Spider in Her Apartment Since She’s Scared of Them

Yoosung Only

General Yoosung Headcanons

MC Isn’t in the RFA and Yoosung Likes Her but He’s Insecure About his Height

People Tell MC that Yoosung Likes Her but She Doesn’t Believe Them Since She’s Chubby

Yoosung Playing Dungeons and Dragons Together With MC

Unknown Only

How Saeran Confesses his Feelings to MC

Jaehee Only

Having Jaehee as Your Best Friend Instead of Your Lover

Jaehee Dating a ftm!MC

Mini Headcanons

Out of the MysMe Boys, Who’s Been Circumcised?

Are the RFA Members Weak to MC When She’s in Tears?

How Do the RFA Members Argue With MC and Do They Give in if She Cries?

RFA Members React to MC Who Savors Her Food When She Eats

Jumin and Zen React to MC’s Ex Trying to Get Back with Her but She Round House Kicks Them into Oblivion

Mini FanFics

I’ll Take Care of You Brother (Saeyoung & Saeran)

Happy Birthday! (Yoosung x MC)

Happy Birthday!! (Saeyoung and Saeran)

How Jumin Feels About Saeran (Jumin and Saeran)

Thor Ragnarok Gag Reel via torrilla

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Alcohol

Types

List of alcoholic beverages

Beer list, beer, beer brands, most popular beers

Red wine, red wine 2, redwine 3, most expensive red wines

White wine, white wine 2, white wine 3

Whiskey vs. whisky, whisky cocktails, whisky cocktails 2, whisky brands

Vodka, vodka brands, vodka recipes, vodka recipes 2

Champagne, champagne 2, champagne brands, New Year’s champagne, champagne vs. sparkling wine

Martinis, martinis 2, classic martini, martini guide

Cocktails, cocktails 2, cocktails 3, 60s cocktails, most popular cocktails, Asian cocktails

Highballs and tall drinks

Lowball and on the rocks drinks

Sours and tropical drinks

Shooters and shots

Hot drinks, wine cocktails, and stick drinks

Medieval drinks, medieval drinks 2, medieval drinks 3

1920s drinks, 20s cocktails 1, 20s cocktails 2, 20s cocktails 3

Wild West drinks 1, Wild West drinks 2

Chinese drinks, sake, soju, Asian beer guide

Serving

How to mix drinks, mixology 2, mixology 3

Glassware, glassware 2, glassware pictures

Being a bartender

Bartender schools

Bar equipment

Drink measurements

What’s Hot 2013 Bar Survey

Liquors behind the counter (modest and advanced, advanced 2)

Wine/food and food/wine coordinator

Bartending terminology, bartending glossary

Bar name generator, tavern name generator, saloon names, speakeasy names

Legal

Minimum legal drinking age in different countries, minimum age 2

Laws regarding drinking (US, US Las Vegas, Europe 1 and Europe 2, Canada, Australia)

Minimum age to serve alcohol

US Prohibition, Prohibition glossary, speakeasies

Misc.

Slang terms for alcohol

National liquors

Find a drink

9 weirdest alcoholic drinks

Alcoholic consumption per capita

Top bar/pub chains (USA, Britain, Australia)

Canadian bar finder

Most expensive wines 1, 2, and 3

Hangover cures 1, hangover cures 2, hangover cures 3

Describing the taste of wine, describing the taste 2

Reading a wine label

Writing Masterpost (Updated 07/08/17)

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★ Like what you see? Please consider donating to my [ko-fi] or supporting my [Patreon], I’d really appreciate it! ★

★ I also have an [ao3] account and a [wattpad] account! ★

★ ★ ★ DIABOLIK LOVERS ★ ★ ★ –Smut– —– Listen to me, Sow – Yuma Mukami x MC —– Hellishly Irresistible – Shu Sakamaki x MC —– Come to Hell with Me – Laito Sakamaki x MC —– You Better Stay Still – Ruki Mukami x MC —– I Can’t Wait to Unwrap You – Laito Sakamaki x MC

–Quick Writes– —– Ayato’s Love Bites (NSFW)

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★ ★ ★ KILLING STALKING ★ ★ ★ –Smut– —– Do You Want to Suck My Cock, Charlie? – Sangwoo Oh x OC

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★ ★ ★ MYSTIC MESSENGER ★ ★ ★ –Smut– —– Is This What Princesses Like? – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– This is for My Pleasure First – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– This Time, it’s My Pleasure – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– I Wish I Was There Right Now – Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x MC —– We Could Have Some Fun – Yoosung Kim x MC —– You Don’t Need to be Nervous With me – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– You’re Gorgeous, Love – V(Jihyun Kim) x MC —– You’re Releasing an Animal Tonight – Werewolf!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– And I Want Your Blood – Vampire!Jumin Han x MC —– Imagine Me, Werewolf!Zen –  Werewolf!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– You’re Going to Give Me Your Soul – Demon!Yoosung Kim x MC —– There’s More Potion Where That Came From – Witch!Jaehee Kang x MC —– It Sounds All the Better When You Play it, Love – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Too Bad You Can’t Fuck a Hologram – GHOST!Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x MC —– I Want You For Dessert – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– This is What Netflix and Chill is, Right? –  Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x Male!MC —– The Camera Doesn’t Make Beauty, it Captures It – V(Jihyun Kim) x MC —– This Was What You Had Planned? – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Shall We Go Back to Bed? – Jumin Han x MC —– Let Me Eat You Until You Can’t Take It – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Try to Stay Quiet – Werewolf!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Just Check Your Messages – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Do You Like How my Bike Vibrates? – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Our Birthday Isn’t Over Yet – Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x MC x Unknown(Saeran Choi) —– I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About, Officer – Police Officer!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC

–Smut Series– —– One Night Standerwood (Part 1) (Part 2) – Vanderwood x MC

–Fluff– —– As I Love You – V(Jihyun Kim) x MC —– You’re the Most Gorgeous of People – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– There’s My Beautiful Princess’s Smile – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Can We Take Your Picture? – No Pairings, V(Jihyun Kim) Focus

–Quick Writes– —– Making Out With Jumin (Smut-ish) —– Jumin and Jaehee Curing a Headache (NSFW) —– Shower Lesson With Jihyun (NSFW) —– Giving Zen Head (NSFW) —– Zen’s Valentine’s Day Cocklate (NSFW) —– Giving Jihyun Head (NSFW) —– Zen’s Happy Trail (NSFW) —– Teasing Unknown (NSFW) —– Vanderwood’s Training (NSFW) —– Blindfolded by Zen (NSFW) —– Yoosung’s Birthday Blowjob (NSFW) —– Maid Seven (NSFW) —– Say Something [Zen] (Angst) —– Blindfolded Zen (NSFW) —– Zen’s Beast (NSFW) —– Walls [Zen] (Angst) —– Butler!Zen (NSFW) —– Werewolf!Zen’s Tease (NSFW)

–SFW Headcanons– —– Job Switch (RFA + V) —– Favorite Card/Board games (RFA + V + Unknown) —– As Songs from Wicked (RFA) —– Getting into a Fight (Zen) —– Reacting to the Death of MC (RFA)

–NSFW Headcanons– —– First Time with Male!MC (RFA + V + Unknown + Vanderwood) —– Shy MC Hinting at Sex (RFA)

–Vanderweek 2017– —– Day 1: Memories —– Day 2: Vanderwood Route —– Day 3: Romance (NSFW) —– Day 4: Hobbies —– Day 5: Conflict

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★ ★ ★ UTA NO PRINCE-SAMA ★ ★ ★ –Quick Writes– —– Cuddling with Natsuki (Fluff)

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★ ★ ★ VOLTAGE INC ★ ★ ★ ★ Scandal in the Spotlight ★ –Smut– —– The Best Birthday Present of All – Kyohei Rikudoh x MC

–SFW Headcanons– —– Steamy Collab with Idol!MC (Kyohei)

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To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!