I Don’t Know Why, But I Saw This Post And Immediately Thought Of These Two

Some of the best moments in my life are when I’m listening to fnaf music at 3 in the morning

Mischa had e-sex in Ukrainian on Twitter

'Be gay do crime' is a generalisation, most gays do very little crime. Scott Smajor, who's day is not complete until he has stolen and resold two priceless artifacts, is an outlier, and should not have been counted.

Day three of drawing every hermit, ZombieCleo!

sheriff spin saturday

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT;

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE- THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "T h i s B i g" AND I SAID "THATS DISGUSTING." SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? THATS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! (explosion noises) THATS RIGHT, BABY! TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! He fucked my wife, so I'm gonna fuck the EARTH! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except im bot gonna piss on the earth, oh no, I'm gonna go HIGHER! IM PISSING ON THE MOON!(Explosion) HOW YA LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!

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YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R R O P P P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you to.

Girls in my class got to put on music for the last day of school. They’re playing That’s What I like and now I’m having war flashbacks

Never thought Subway Surfers had lore, but now I can not stop thinking about it

Please watch it, it’s on YouTube and pretty good

THIRD. ONE. why is it only Starly??

hes packing hes having kids with toy men hes been sued for defamation hes hot hes sexy his ass claps make thunder hes a god hes got anxiety issues hes a business owner(?) hes got a co-parent and a fling with a catgirl hes fallen into several fountains he cant spell his name joels the worst man to ever exist and i want there to be 20 of him