Bro No I Swear Im Not A Masochist I Just Fucked Up My Parry Timing. I Just Fucked Up My Parry Timing

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My name is Khalil. I am 27 years old. I studied English Literature and learned many things. I have many dreams, aspirations and goals.

I know how to love, I know how to enjoy life. I know how to work hard and accomplish things.

If I am to be martyred, I don't want to be a mere number. Speak my name, tell my story, and pray for me.

I am not a number. I am a whole planet.

Three types of protagonists:

Pursues reasonable goals with unreasonable methods  

Has sensible plans, but tremendously fucks up the execution  

Relentlessly competent in pursuit of goals that are objectively deranged

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

What a year this week has been.

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

Hello friends

I am Rahaf from Gaza. I live with my family in a destroyed school in Khan Yunis. We live in difficult conditions after we were displaced from our homes.

I have paralysis in my foot and need a $10,000 surgery.

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