Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage!
An Amazing Split View of the Milky Way and a pristine German river by hjalmar111
★☆★ SPACE ★☆★
*me on ellen*
ellen: so i hear u like spyro the dragon
me: yeah i guess u could say i’m a bit of a fan
*everyone in the audience turns to crystal*
me: omg ellen u didn’t
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES GIJINKAS (PART 1)
HTML: Handles Internet with CSS and Javascript. Breaks the 4th wall on a daily basis. Literally a popstar. The gay is strong here.
CSS: The one that does HTML’s wardrobe. Avid abstract artist. Bullies Javascript for eternity. Extremely one sided love for HTML.
Javascript: Will do anything to keep HTML’s shit together. Has more than 10 toolboxes. Java’s happy sibling. Lowkey crush on Ruby.
PHP: Confused 80% of the time. Oblivious to everything. ??????. No one knows she’s a great musician.
SQL: Tsundere like no tomorrow. Cares a lot about PHP, but also consistently gets pissed at her. They live in the library. Robot arm because of a bookshelf accident.
Python: Loves mountains and camping. Owns 2 bikes. Lowkey crush on the entire C family. Flaming bisexual.
Ruby: Python’s hiking partner. Lives in a cave she renovated all on her own. Secretly wants to overthrow Python. Highkey crush on Javascript.
C: Wildlife and nature. Exercises with tree trunks. The one who taught Python how to camp. Daddy.
C++: The son of C. Always hangs out with Java at the arcade. Consistently wins online arguments. Has a crush on Python.
Java: C++’s bestfriend. Owns 2 bookshelfs: One with video games, and one with actual books. Doesn’t know what sleep is. Absolute nerd.
As promised. Which ones should I do next?
Each second, 1.5 million tons of solar material shoot off the Sun into space. The magnetosphere shields Earth, but the solar wind can get in near the poles and disrupt satellite, radio & GPS signals