Reblog Daily For Health And Prosperity

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

training is kinda exhausting because it’s like i’m staring at all of the work that needs to be done and i wanna do it bc it’s just sitting there while i wait for my trainee to finish their other responsibilities

Red Bed

all of yall are fake i miss the energy we had with HAGS. those bitches were real

if you rent out apartments with a no pet policy i want you to know i dislike you.

hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there

gon tell my therapist i actually didn’t do my homework and open up on why i didn’t lets see if i did good in therapy i’ll update

update: therapy was fine but she told me to do my homework smh how dare she

the person i married is the same person i met when i was 5 years old in kindergarten.

btw dating sucks as a concept.

girls.

if you say the word “supper” i consider that a red flag.