Lord, I Love Him. He Would Say Shit Like "Don't Bring Knives To A Gun Fight" And I Love That For Him

Lord, I love him. He would say shit like "Don't bring knives to a gun fight" and i love that for him

been thinking about Alberu Crossman lately and how he really is just the guy of all time. he's a magic swordsman prince and a quarter Dark Elf, but his main weapon is a gun. and not just any gun, but an alien gun that came pre-installed with AI. he spent half a chapter on hold with customer service once. his alias of choice when going undercover is "Bob." he's white-passing, but only when he wants to be. his main catchphrase is "This is driving me nuts." he uses this catchphrase so much, the fandom has started associating him with squirrel imagery. he's the only person to call Cale an immature brat to his face. he was assigned a fursona by God. he's genuinely upset that the main villain makes better cookies than he does. he fought the final boss in his pajamas - and won. he averted a TPK for Cale's allies by taking a video call as his fursona. he once shot the main villain while he was monologuing. he's even a gamer. what did we do to deserve him

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6 months ago

Cale Henituse and Choi Han codded.

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7 months ago
I Honestly Still Think About This Post Daily

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8 months ago

In s5 ch22 when Sam finds out that most of the people close to him outside of his family were demons, it kinda ruined for him all those good memories he had. All of that now is covered by the betrayal and sadness of knowing nothing was real.

When he was feeling happy, it was just him being fooled and laughed at by the demons. Now he has nothing to hold when he is down, because nothing of that was actually real.

The trust issues are going crazy after that. What if nothing that he built outside of his family was real? Was he a toy all the way? All those conversations, moments, jokes and tears were fake?


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8 months ago
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7 months ago

He was not normal about anything but my brain rotted on Isekai couldn't see it

Thinking about Kim Roksoo who easily accepted that he now lives in a world where monsters exist and beastmen exist and magic and stuff exists. Because he came from a world that was infested by monsters and people awakened abilities. He wasn't much fazed by it because it was basically the same just the medium to deal with them changed. It should have been the first hint for us that he did not come from the normal Korea.


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1 year ago

Me and the homosexual that I choose to keep me alive this year 🏌️

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

4 months ago

I would commit unforgivable crimes for Shelia, man.

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8 months ago

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.


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