I... Cannot Stop

get klok'd

Dc x dp prompt #48

Danny, understandably, hangs out with ghosts more often than people after leaving Amity to live in the Realms, and the only problem with that is his tendency to sometimes forget how to…human…properly.

And after agreeing with Boston—an odd ghost that sometimes brought along an annoying sorcerer with him—to help out with a threat in his realm, this became a little more obvious to him.

Maybe he should have checked to see if he had the normal amount and proportions of eyes and limbs before following..? Well, too late now.

Or: Danny goes to the DC world without reining in his eldritch aspects, some people take it better than others.

This is so wholesome

Seriously guys, the more you think about this plan, the less sense it all makes. What WAS the endgame, Zelda?!! Why does every iteration of you seem to include underestimating Ganondorf or sending Link on half-baked plans?? 

Sorry for the quality, but I don’t think it was gonna get more finished than this. 

Dick and Jason's responses are the only correct ones

They are like gummies to me

y putamadre quien diria que hacer chibi es la cosa mas complicada del mundo la cantidad de veces que tuve que re hacer alguno de ellos no me covencia fua NUNCA MAS EN VIDA VUELVO HACER CHIBI COSA BIEN COMPLICADA CASI MUERO , PELEANDO POR MI VIDA CON ESTO EN SERIO PINCHE ANAMOTIA BIEN QLIADAME VOY A MATAAAAAAAR

english translation: chibi is hard

Anytime Damian is upset with Alfred for whatever reason, he does thing that he THINKS normal rebellious kids do.

Dick- Damian, what are you doing

Damian, not even looking up- Pennyworth grounded me from patrol until I've recovered. Therefore, I am playing my DS on the couch all day.

Dick- Wow. Really sticking it to the man, aren't you?

Damian- I could be reading a book right now. Something that could benefit my future. But nooooo. I'm acting out.

Jason- Dude, just stop

Damian- Why? We all know his favorite part of dinner preparation is chopping the vegetables. Imagine his face when he finds that everything has already been diced to perfection?

Jason- ... I'm going to have to teach you how to egg houses, aren't I?

*Taylor Swift playing over the speakers throughout the entire manor*

Bruce- Alfred, what's with the music?

Alfred- Master Damian intends to annoy me into letting him patrol tonight.

Bruce- And you... don't like Taylor Swift?

Alfred- He believes that we all enjoy Bach as much as he does.

Alfred- Master Dick is currently convincing his other siblings to take the opportunity to throw a dance party

Jason*tells to a new friend how he wants to kill the Joker*.

Danny*takes a sip then gives him the thermos*: Chill, dude. Just eat him.

Jason:..What have you got in your thermos, Danny?

Danny: Do not ask the question if you already know the answer. But it’s something with an ecto signature.

Jason:

Danny: Don’t be shy. I already had breakfast today.

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Batman: Suspiciously, no sign of the Joker.

Batman: What are you drinking, Hood?

Red Hood: Em..Soda?

Batman: Which flavor is it?

Red Hood *who can’t keep his mouth shut*: Sweet revenge.