Remus Lupin wanted to die, yet he lived the longest.
James Potter wanted to live, yet he was the first to die.
Sirius Black wanted to break free from his family, yet he died one of them.
Peter Pettigrew wanted to be known, yet he never was.
Remus: [drunk at a random muggle bar] oh my best friend, Sirius, his parents were abusive so he hated violence. Anything that would hurt people, too.
Random woman at the bar: where is Sirius tonight?
Remus: oh, he’s in prison for murdering our best friend
Remus: kinda wish he left a note, yk?
“Your mother wouldn’t approve of how my mother raised me” but it’s the black family to their lovers.
“He’d look fine doing it-““he’d be so hot wearing-“ NO! LET HIM BE UGLY. I DONT WANT HIM HOT AND BASIC. I WANNA SEE HIM UGLY!! BUT CONFIDENT AND I WANNA BE CONFUSED ON WHY I LIKE HIM!!!
Biblically accurate marauders
loser remus <3 slut peter <3 punk sirius <3 trophy husband james <3
Ron “you know how to ball” Weasley.
Hermione “I know Aristotle” Granger.
James: we literally just met???
Barty: I would kill for you.
Just wanted to pop in and say before a very smoky and lustful night between Remus and Sirius: Remus asked “Are you mine tomorrow or just tonight?”. And Sirius replied. “Yours forever”.
“Lovesick james” this, “smitten james” that.
Give me feral regulus. I want a man that is so down bad he falls to his knees and starts complaining about how hot james was that day. I want regulus to literally be stumbling and swooning. I want regulus to be like when your 12 and following your crush around school like its an undercover mission Give my man some recognition for his animal side