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I was thrown off by "House, I believe you're a romantic" but omg did it get better

his faaaaceeeee omfg his expression is killing me sir why do you look like that i can't-

AND the way his face falls when wilson says "what makes you think i haven't put the moves on her?" ????

(yes yes i know they mean it in the way that house likes cameron but i choose to ignore that. In my mind it's because he's jealous that wilson flirts with someone else)

clown graveyard and its just one grave

wilson, the literal head of the oncology department, is not ONCE seen working with anyone else from oncology??? my mans always hanging around with the department of diagnostics like he doesn't have a whole other department to run????

and his office? nowhere near the oncology department but oh wait there's a balcony that literally connects his office with the diagnostics office. why. WHY.

Even the top whines and begs sometimes

i'm writing this don't cancel me

like i love old man yaoi. i really do i promise. but i also love newly-hired-fellow twunk wilson lusting after dr house who is twice his age. like he sees the greying beard and crows feet and reading glasses and wants to pound that old man thru the mattress. is that ok

Totally normal about you btw *visibly trembling*

important screenshots of house tripping on lsd while soaking wet and wearing only a bath towel

i wish doctors are real

headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house

house and wilson are definitely order-takeout-on-the-couch besties but whenever they do go out to eat together, house always holds wilson's hand the entire time and informs their servers that this is their anniversary dinner so he can get free dessert. wilson only argued about it the first few times and then gave up because whatever ok he wants free dessert too!! sometimes they even get champagne!! then one day at lunch wilson is just super preoccupied with looking over a file or something so his brain goes into anniversary-dinner-mode the moment house sits down across from him and wilson holds his hand out of muscle memory while reading and house silently lets him bc he's waiting for wilson to realize what he's doing and be horrified (wilson doesn't realize until they're walking out, still holding hands, and he stops in the middle of the busy hallway and goes wait honey what about dessert??) (then he gets in trouble with HR for saying public sexual euphemisms at work)