rest in peace you fucking legend
loving but annoying daddy š š
colson: show me the curls princess š
casie: *š*
colson: wooow, show the other side ! yyyyy wow !!
casie: *eyes roll*
colson: SO BEAUTIFUL š
:)
Chuuya: [threatens Dazai with a knife]
Dazai: Joke's on you, now I'm horny.
the more i look and watch hange zoe pictures and video compilations, the more i realise i might have a type, i-
I MEAN LOOK AT HANGE
HOW CAN YALL NOT LIKE THIS WHACK BEAUTIFUL HANDSOME GOOFBALL
OR THIS FIERCE āI WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE ANYTIME BOIā SOLDIER
THIS EXCITABLE CUTIE
THIS DANGEROUS BADDIE
need I say more like.. nOT TO EVEN MENTION HER AMAZINGNESS BEING A COMMANDER AND ALL SKSJSJS
aight, thank you for coming to my ted hange talk
goodnight
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kageyama said this was just another step towards our goal, but for me, it basically feels like iāve finally arrived. i canāt even tell if iām actually nervous or not. but my mind is clear. i know what i have to do.
iām gonna , in my non professional opinion, go over 5 of the most āannoyingā or worst yanderes to have based off my main fandoms rn. in no particular order
Overhaul: (My Hero Academia):
Kai is one of the most unique yanderes, solely based on the fact that heās obsessed with health and values cleanliness. He wouldnāt accept anything less than what he expects from you, and it can be very irritating at times since Kai doesnāt believe in compromising his ideals.
Forces his lifestyle onto you, not caring in the slightest what your feelings on the matter are. He wants you to eat healthy, get enough sleep, take nasty tasting vitamins, get very regular checkups, and is just an overall pest about it. He can control his emotions around you but thereās a sense of irritation when you put up a fight on any of these fronts.
Kai is also thorough in everything he does, youāre no exception. Thereās basically no chance that you ever get to escape or bend the rules. Heāll find out and deal with it accordingly, but the opportunity will never present itself to do these things most of the time.
Illumi (Hunter x Hunter):
Illumi is a nightmare as a yandere. Itās a whole package as well, since his awful family comes with the Illumi yandere packageā¢. Illumi would not ever amuse any of your thoughts and opinions on things, or if he did, it would only be so he could sate your feelings. Itās condescending and annoying, even if he doesnāt mean it that way.
He thinks thereās not a single thing wrong with what heās doing, thereās no moral awareness whatsoever to be had here. He doesnāt really help you adjust to your drastically new life as well, as he doesnāt think it should be a problem for you. Illumi will be a great husband after all, and youāll never want for anything! Right?
There isnāt anything that you can keep to yourself. Heās instructed butlers to befriend you, so anytime you confide in him he knows. It puts you on edge as you realize his statement of having eyes on you at all times is truthful.
Izaya Orihara (Durarara):
He messes with you a lot, and is sadistic in general. Not physically, but just wanting to challenge different beliefs you have and seeing what happens. Being around Izaya too long can be dizzying. Heāll go from cooing and calling you precious to asking if youāre any different from the people you hate.
So annoying and he doesnāt care. He shows up at your school, bringing you a lunch as if itās a casual thing to do. Will show up at your job and introduce himself as your boyfriend to your coworkers and boss. Heāll even run into you when youāre out with friends, and hang out with you as if he was invited in the first place.
Has a lot of issues with loneliness, which leads him to being clingy. He doesnāt care for other people interacting with you. If he hasnāt already kidnapped you/threatened you into compliance yet, he gets rid of any nuisances that hang out around you too often. It stirs up an ugly feeling in his gut that he has a distaste for.
Bucciarati (Jojo Part 5):
Bucciarati is a difficult yandere for a different reason than most of the others. Heās so attentive to your needs and cares for you deeply, and you know that he does. So thatās why it hurts even more when he denies you your freedom under the pretense of your well being.
Heāll hear you out, patiently waiting as you sob your heart out; begging for him to let you go. Bucciarati will even hold you as you do so, comforting you quietly as you cry into his chest. The comfort that he provides feels so genius, that even though heās the reason youāre upset, you canāt help but accept his warmth in the moment. Heāll be reasonable and say he understands how difficult it must be for you, and you think you might be going somewhere.
But then heāll put his foot down, saying that this truly is for your well being. Heāll talk about how much he loves you, how you mean the absolute world to him. How he couldnāt stand the thought of something happening to you, his beloved. All you can do is repeat the cycle.
Kishibe Rohan (Jojo Part 4):
Due to his stand, you have no choice but to be with him. Because of Rohanās pride, he wouldnāt want to restrict you too heavily with Heavenās Door at first. He would want you to return his feelings naturally, but would begin with restrictions on you not being able to talk to people he dislikes.
But if you began to drift away from him, heād begrudgingly use Heavenās Door to make you fall in love with him. It would be Black Mirror esque, as you loathe him in your mind but every word you speak says differently. Rohan would cruelly tease you about it, wondering where the sudden change of heart came from.
Thereās no escaping this yandere. The restrictions would be impossible to break, but he might lessen them up if you promise to be good; he doesnāt want you to be a robot after all. Donāt betray this trust if you ever get it though or youāll have to follow Heavenās Door for the rest of your life.
I thought we were done, howād you end up in my arms last night?
i believe i am a visionary (not really)
āSo, youāre a Dad right?ā