Darshen Is So Me

@myrddin-wylt Has this sad as hell headcanon about the 7 failed American Colonies and how Alfred continuously just not making it and getting sick etc. affected Arthur and I’ve seriously not been able to think about their relationship any other way for days.

But can you imagine Alfred’s absolute obsession with his birthday being because Arthur made a big deal out it it when he was little? Since every consecutive year that Alfred stayed alive was such a huge deal that Arthur made a point to celebrate it each year.

(And also, Myrddin’s posts somehow just always registers as canon to me, too, so I always just end up thinking about it non-stop as if I just watched an episode of the actual show. Also “Fourth of july” by Sufjan Stevens really sets the mood for this one, boys.)

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you're reblogging this from

“Stan’s Sexyman 2025 win is EVERYTHING! Reblog to spread the Gravity Falls hype! What’s your fave Stan moment?”

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

it was not on wheat...