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bad hedgehog

so sad seeing people hate the new mapleshade plushie. it's all support women's wrongs until the women in question look like they've been used to soak up milk and then flung at a wall

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

im like if a boy was forced to do tasks

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok

whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

I jsut wammaa attack people😭😭😭

What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion