Can I Please Stop Cycling Through Emotions Like A Hamster On Cocaine

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

i love showing this gif to my friends whenever i become incapable of speech to show that im fine but its just shut up time now

anybody else in here feel like they're constantly and involuntarily calculating their every thought and action. and doing it wrong

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith