Riddler has a twitter account set up so if he dies, it spills all the secrets of people he’s pissed at. Don’t ask me how I know this. It was not a fun experience.
You know, I did NOT need to be called out this hard
I was talkin to this guy who also had the same idea as me to hide in a dumpster, and we talked about our “villain origins” and I said I just did it for the chaos.
Then he says, OUT OF LEFT FEILD, “do you do it for the chaos, or are you angry at the world for beating you down when you couldn’t perfectly fit into the system, and so you target people and corporations that are enforcers of said system.”
Like DAMN if I wanted advice from a criminal I’d go to riddlers tumbler
I wanna know who the fuck told the GCPD my name was Bird Bitch
MY NAME IS CORVID
And once more, I find myself hiding in a dumpster.
On a completely unrelated note, the GCPD do not like it when you put a glitter bomb in what you THOUGHT was the car of a bad cop
✨Guess who was going to shoplift at the mall but had to leave early due to sensory issues✨
Good news: I had my big debut!
Bad news: I used a stupid one liner
So I was in a supermarket buying bread for the pigeons, and was at the front when a guy pulled a gun and was robbing the register. Typical Gotham. He gets the money, and something hit his hand and the gun fell near me. Now everyone in Gotham knows how to use a pistol. So I pick it up, point it at him, and asked that he give me the money. He does, and I go “welp, gotta fly!”
GOTTA FLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME HOLY FUCK
but good news I’ve got an outfit in the works!
Update: THAT SOMETHING WAS A BASEBALL FUCKING LUCKY THREW HE WAS TRYING TO HELP ME
So, update on the whole villain arc thing.
I can talk to other animals, so far cats, raccoons, possums, rats and dogs.
And it is surprisingly easy to get them to steal for you. Literally just taught a flock of pigeons how to pick pocket someone.
Ok so APPARENTLY I can talk to birds, not sure HOW, but I’m bored as fuck and wanna commit ✨C H A O S✨ so I’m taking villain/vigilante name suggestions, so please leave them in the comments. The best I’ve got is Corvid.
The winner of todays “Fuck around and find out” award goes to yours truly. I think I might have a superpower now, not sure. Ace chemicals really needs better security.