Im In So Much Pain Today And I Hate It. I Had To Cancel Going To A Halloween Event With My Roommate And

happy samhain dickheads

*stands up and knees and ankles hurt*

*sit down and hips hurt*

Hello I am ouch

That is all thank you

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

I think you could have a very long and impassionated debate on whose legacy was bastardized worse: Jesus Christ or that poor little Japanese dog

Rack

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 5)

" he came in, threatening..." *long pause* " ..lives"

"salad without eggs is like communism"

"i wish my bf was a boy scout so he could tie me up like that"

"i was singing tacones rojos-" "you weren't singing it right"

"straight bi or otherwise keep your hands off other men's thighs"

"my favorite part about easter break was bullying seven year olds"

"a Tootsie roll with red flags"

"now they do buy 2 get one free vasectomy"

"I didn't know what to write so i wrote the plot to sherlock in Spanish"

"awww i can't download tin- wait sorry i was thinking about tits"

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

almost bumping into an abled person: oh excuse me

almost bumping into a disabled person: OMG 😩😩 im SOOOOO sorry i dont wanna hurt you 🥺🥺 I'll get out of your way