FUCK HER? NO CHANCE!!

Better late than never... Anyway I have the excuse of not knowing you AND I only just saw your post AND I'm sending best wishes straight away 😁 So...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR... err🤔 BEAUTIFUL 🫵😁😉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Hip Hip HOORAY🥳 Hip Hip HOORAY

For She's a jolly good lady... 🤐

You get the message 😉 Hope you DID HAVE A GOOD DAY and look after yourself XX

Hiding me as if I'm nothing to lose

Not a single post on my birthday

guess to you it's just another

Tuesday

Call me yours, or don't bother calling at all

(yay all the Pisces, boo turning one year older)

I OFTEN TRY THAT BEFORE... 🥴 ...

... but sadly it's NOT often I'm QUICK ENOUGH to slide MY PANTIES aside AND still NEED TO HAVE a WANK ...

Try this before jerking off

" I just went to change your sheets, seeing how I've been on you all weekend about the smell and you've not done anything about it SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I SHOULDN'T BE IN THERE ‼️👿 Now, I'll ask you a question once and ONCE ONLY!! So think carefully before digging yourself deeper in shit!! Then I'll show you what I'm holding behind my back. Ok? "

😬💭 shit I KNOW she can't have found any drugs, I just had the last line 😏 strong stuff too. Fuck me it doesn't half make you randy 🥵 DEPRAVED as well. I WISH SHE'D FUCK OFF OUT THE BATHROOM, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO IN THE SHOWER FOR A GOOD WA... 😜👅 LOOK AT HER TI...😱🫣 DON'T START THINKING LIKE THAT WHEN SHE'S WITH YOU FFS🤬 GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. DAMN I THINK SHE'S BEEN SAYING SOMETHING TO ME.. " err sorry I can't hear very well at the moment, lots of earwax according to the school nurse 😬🙄 "

" I said, HAVE YOU BEEN ...

IN MUMMY'S BEDROOM? "

" .... no 🤥 .... why ? "

" THEN WHY WERE MY PANTIES UNDER THOSE DISGUSTING SHEETS? AND WHY ARE THEY ALL STUCK TOGETHER WITH SOMETHING?? "

😶........😒........😞........😏💭 look at the way they wobble about when she's shouting 🥵 NN 💦 GH!! 🤤....😬🫣

Perfect is a VERY SUBJECTIVE WORD, entirely an OPINION ONLY when used by someone to describe appearances. ESPECIALLY (‼️) when used for how another person's appearance should be thought of. I know it's impossible for some people to understand why others are so turned on about looks that don't do it for them... BUT.... COME ON...

🥵NOT PERFECT ?????????

🙏🍑🙏😵‍💫nngh🍑🙏🫨🙏

...💧🤏🤤

😉

Not perfect but 100% natural

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥⬆️👅👅👅👅

.... and ....

NNNN...😶💦ghhh🤤aaah

😖😞

" Right, I'm off out with the girls now so don't wait up... what? Of COURSE I'M WEARING PANTIES!! LOOK IF YOU DON'T BEL...ieve me 😬 . Err, that's your fault for err.. "

😒

I bet ....

I've just been in front of the full length mirror in the bathroom, naked, crouching, bent forward from the waist, left hand on knee and right hand (thumb and two fingers if I'm being honest) holding my...' thing ' that I rub (🥴🍆❌🪱✅😞😮‍💨) THEN ENJOYED A FEW MINUTES REALISING THAT MY OWN FACE INSTANTLY LOOKED THE SAME AS THIS FIT AS FUCK FEMALE WHO'S ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THE TYPE'S OF LOSER LIKE THE ONE LOOKING BACK AT ME IN THE MIRROR... especially these..

THEN... NNN NNNN

... and my mum knocked on the door asking if I was alright in there. ' You're making some weird noises '

... NNNNNGGGGHHH🤤😬

From my old blog

👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 ‼️ 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐