Person A: “B, stop it. I’m not a Christmas tree.”
Person B: *beaming* “You’re tall and smell good. What’s the difference?”
Person A: *removing tinsel from their head* “The difference is a tree won’t wrap this tinsel around your neck.”
Person B: “Kinky” *winks*
Person A: *rolls eyes*
you: *likes my post*
me: !! :D
you: *reblogs my post*
me: !!!!!!!! :DDD !!!! 💛💛🎉
you: *reblogs my post with nice tags and/or comments*
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💛⭐️🎉🎉 !!!!!!! :DDD !!⭐️💛💛💛 !! :D 💛💛💛💛💛🎉🎉
I have never seen anything more truthful than this
Shippers fighting over big/popular ships in fandom:
Crossover/Rare Pair shippers:
@bakerstreetviolin *whistles into the depths* Do you have cannibals here?
Christmas is around the corner. Person A is usually really in the Christmas spirit, but Person B has noticed something off, but everything they ask, Person A brushes them off. Person B corners Person A one day, and discovers that this is the first Christmas Person A has ever had without their sibling, who passed away. Person B comforts Person A and tries to make this Christmas the best he can.
Person A has been having stress at work and so to cheer them up Person B dresses as Santa, and gets an early present for Person A.
Person A: *moves towards the coat closet*
Person B: “Don’t you dare open that closet!”
Person A: “I know the presents are in there, babe. They’re wrapped and I promise I won’t look.”
Person A is a rich person that can buy anything they could ever want. Person B wants to get Person A something, but doesn’t know what to get the one who can have everything. Person B eventually comes up with a plan. On Christmas Day, Person A has to go in for a half day of work, purely to check some papers. On his desk is an envelope with Person A’s name on it. Person A reads the letter, which was written by Person B. It entailed how Person B felt about person, with the snarky remark of “You’re so rude, being too rich to get you something, but I love you just the same.”
I swear to God every time I hear Look What You Made Me Do on the radio the only thing I can think of is Magnus and Alec singing the verses while Camille sings the chorus and bridge.
Tell me I’m wrong
Please
Malec Aesthetic
"I won't let you waste your magic.”
"It's not wasting my magic! Alec, you're hurt and I'm not just going to let you be in pain because you don't want to make me spend the tiny bit of energy it'd take to heal you!"
"I won't let you waste it, no matter how small the amount you'd use would be."
"Just let me help you. Honestly, it won't take but a minute, and it won't wear me out, I swear."
@theconvergenceroleplay @alexander-alec-lightwood
Person A: *fell asleep on Person B*
Person B: *whispering* “Aww so cute!”
Person B: *blasts Christmas music in Person A’s ear*
Person A: “Why are you such a Scrooge?”
Person B: “I’m not a Scrooge! I happen to love...winter.”
Person A: “Is that because you have a cold, dead heart?”
Person B: *rolls eyes* “If I have a cold, dead heart, why do I love you?”
Person A: “Because I’m the light of your world!”
Hullo!! My Name is Mac! I'm a total nerd and honestly I read waaaaaay too much. I'm honestly crazy, not gonna lie. I'm a girl in the USA and I love life! *throws sparkles* I am completely and utterly obsessed with Shadowhunters and Skam and Marvel and soooooooo many other things...it's a serious issue
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