Person A: “What do you want for Christmas? And it can’t be nothing.”
Person B: *thinks for a moment* “A life.”
Person A: *offended* “I thought I was your life.”
Person C: “What are you getting Person B for Christmas?”
Person A: “Well I was thinking of getting a nice-”
Person B: *walks in*
Person A: “GET OUT!”
Person B: *is confused* “Why?”
Person C: “Christmas, dude...Christmas.”
I have never seen anything more truthful than this
Shippers fighting over big/popular ships in fandom:
Crossover/Rare Pair shippers:
@bakerstreetviolin *whistles into the depths* Do you have cannibals here?
Oh my god, just...
The way that Alec can’t stop staring at Magnus with his little smile.
I want someone that looks at me like that. Please.
God I love my small bean!!! <3<3<3
Hey brother, do you still believe in one another? Hey sister, do you still believe in love I wonder?
Person A: *for the hundredth time* “Why can’t we get a puppy for Christmas?”
Person B: “I already signed the papers for the kitten, alright?!”
Person A: *singing* “On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-”
Person B: “I swear to God I’m not getting you all of that crap.”
Person A: *rolls eyes* “It’s just a song.”
Person B: “Yeah well don’t expect more than one ring.”
Christmas is around the corner. Person A is usually really in the Christmas spirit, but Person B has noticed something off, but everything they ask, Person A brushes them off. Person B corners Person A one day, and discovers that this is the first Christmas Person A has ever had without their sibling, who passed away. Person B comforts Person A and tries to make this Christmas the best he can.
Malec Aesthetic
"I won't let you waste your magic.”
"It's not wasting my magic! Alec, you're hurt and I'm not just going to let you be in pain because you don't want to make me spend the tiny bit of energy it'd take to heal you!"
"I won't let you waste it, no matter how small the amount you'd use would be."
"Just let me help you. Honestly, it won't take but a minute, and it won't wear me out, I swear."
@theconvergenceroleplay @alexander-alec-lightwood
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me: !! :D
you: *reblogs my post*
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you: *reblogs my post with nice tags and/or comments*
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Hullo!! My Name is Mac! I'm a total nerd and honestly I read waaaaaay too much. I'm honestly crazy, not gonna lie. I'm a girl in the USA and I love life! *throws sparkles* I am completely and utterly obsessed with Shadowhunters and Skam and Marvel and soooooooo many other things...it's a serious issue
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