Person A: *for the hundredth time* “Why can’t we get a puppy for Christmas?”
Person B: “I already signed the papers for the kitten, alright?!”
“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”
“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”
“I bet he enjoyed it-“
“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”
“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“
“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“
Person A: *moves towards the coat closet*
Person B: “Don’t you dare open that closet!”
Person A: “I know the presents are in there, babe. They’re wrapped and I promise I won’t look.”
Person A: *buys Person B warm fuzzy pajamas for Christmas*
Person B: *buys Person A an actual piece of coal for Christmas*
Jessamine Lovelace Convergence Edit
@theconvergenceroleplay
Person A has a crush on their friend (Person B). Person A refuses to admit their feelings to Person B, so Person C takes matters into their own hands. Person C buys a Christmas present for Person A and one for Person B. They are merely small boxes with a slip of paper in them. On the paper is a date, time, and address. Both Person A and Person B have no idea who the box is from. They see each other at the location and immediately think it was the other. They begin to talk, neither asking why they were their, simply enjoying each others company. Soon, a small group of people begin to sing “Kiss the Girl” from the Little Mermaid, and Person A stares at Person B for a second before saying, “Oh I’m going to kill C.” Person B responds simply by smirking and kissing Person A.
Person A: “I wish it would freaking snow! It hasn’t properly snowed in a long ass time!”
Person B: “Are you kidding me? It snowed literally a week ago.”
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listen I didn’t come here to ship it lightly ok I came here for it to consume my soul
This would be my attempt at drawing Gabe's box that Robin stole from Crowley. @theassimilationtrials
Alec says “Magnus” almost as much as Cas says “Dean”
Hullo!! My Name is Mac! I'm a total nerd and honestly I read waaaaaay too much. I'm honestly crazy, not gonna lie. I'm a girl in the USA and I love life! *throws sparkles* I am completely and utterly obsessed with Shadowhunters and Skam and Marvel and soooooooo many other things...it's a serious issue
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