Mix This With Werewolf Found Family And OH LORD

Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

Passing anyone on a one lane

merging lanes

I am a creature

The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.

That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.

#the original wednesday addams dance move The Addams Family (1964 - 1966) Wednesday (2022- )

This is the first time I've seen something like a tattoo ticket. I think it's very interesting, and well I love your work so saving this for later 😁

Opening Pinterest to see my Toothless all over.

Truthfully I'm ok with it, just wish more folks asked permission.

Reminder that if you ever want a tattoo of my work, I have tattoo tickets you can purchase to help support what I do.

Kinda gay for men to game, you're literally talking all night with a man!!

FOXES OMG FOXES IM GOING CRAZY. FOXES.

Bro im going to grape vine tomorrow... Might buy a dagger while in there...

wednesday as anime 🖤🕷️🕸️