Captian 3 - Blog Posts
Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...
Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually
Be some kid on the street
You're 14
Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??
Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name
Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)
You just start blasting??
Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???
The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this
Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)
Turn 16
Become a DJ as a hobby??
Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name
Start taking yourself really seriously
Start wearing a cape
Get knocked unconscious multiple times
Get mind controlled???
It's fine you got better
Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???
You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it
Start going by Captain (still not a name)
Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)
Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game
Say booyah once
🧿 thank you Splatoon! I attended the grandfest (but I sadly missed the after-party (；′⌒`)...) I followed Splatoon since it was first released back in 2017! I remember being 15 and being heartbroken that I might never get to play a game series that was almost tailor-made to my interest ( I used to live in the Middle East, where the chances of me playing a Nintendo console were close to zero)
⨀ I finally managed to get a switch and a game last year! it has been a blast, everyone! may Splatoon continue to be a source of fun and wonderful creativity!