dsassyqueen

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nothing quite like scrolling though the Succession tag on Ao3 which consists of one of 3 things: a tomgreg fic where greg is marilyn monroe and tom is jfk or they’re being hunted for sport or something insane like that, a romangerri fic with smut tags that haven’t even been invented yet, or a kenstewy fic dramatic enough to challenge the bible itself

sometimes what you need to get out of a deep depression is to start shipping a fictional couple that encourages you to read fanfiction until 3 am.

Crying myself to sleep, again. Thank youuu sa paninidigan kakampinks.

I'm literally going to get sick. please don't tell me this is our Hillary ver 02 just a lot worse.

I love you too 3000

He Loves us 3000 times.

Fuck.😭

I’m trying to save your life, you idiot.

I'm literally crying again.

that’s what makes them h e r o e s (x)

And I know in my heart that it’s right. Iron Man (2008) dir. Jon Favreau

Bonus:

This is actually my dream... No shit😂

After the Battle Of Hogwarts, there’s a funeral for everyone who perished that night, and the last burial is for Severus Snape. Only they never actually found his body, despite Harry and co supposedly seeing him die, so the casket is empty. In the forest near the graveyard, just within the tree line, Snape, who is still alive and well, is watching his own funeral while eating chips.

I didn’t see the ending coming

So do we all agree that sev's revenge is his flawless skin

we do

Yeah! Fuck off?😂

BBC Two: The only message you need for #International WomensDay!

Hillary fandom in a nutshell 😂

So everyone is clear on the “Witch Hunt”

Hillary Clinton Benghazi “Investigation”

4 years

0 indictments

0 convictions

Hillary Clinton Email “Investigation”

2 years

0 indictments

0 convictions

Trump-Russia Investigation

15 months

41 Indictments/Charges (Individuals) (and counting)

3 Indictments/Charges (Companies)

5 GUILTY pleas (and counting)

4 CONVICTIONS (and counting)

Roger Stone Adviser Obstruction of proceeding SCO 1 Indicted

Making false statements SCO 5 Indicted

Witness tampering SCO 1 Indicted

Indicted: Roger Stone

Indicted: Paul Manafort

Indicted: Rick Gates

Indicted: George Papadopoulos

Indicted: Michael Flynn

Indicted: Michael Cohen

Indicted: Richard Pinedo

Indicted: Alex van der Zwaan

Indicted: Konstantin Kilimnik

Indicted: 12 Russian GRU officers

Indicted: Yevgeny Prigozhin

Indicted: Mikhail Burchik

Indicted: Aleksandra Krylova

Indicted: Anna Bogacheva

Indicted: Sergey Polozov

Indicted: Maria Bovda

Indicted: Dzheykhun Aslanov

Indicted: Vadim Podkopaev

Indicted: Irina Kaverzina

Indicted: Gleb Vasilchenko

Indicted: Internet Research Agency

Indicted: Concord Management

Guilty Plea: Michael Flynn

Guilty Plea: Michael Cohen

Guilty Plea: George Papadopolous

Guilty Plea: Richard Pinedo

Guilty Plea: Alex van der Zwaan

Guilty Plea: Rick Gates

Over 191 Criminal Charges (and counting):

Conspiracy against the USA (2 counts)

Conspiracy to launder money (2 counts)

Bank fraud (8 counts)

Bank fraud conspiracy (10 counts)

I Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)

Making false statements (6 counts)

Failure to file reports of foreign bank accounts (14 counts)

Unregistered agent of a foreign principal (2 counts)

False FARA statements (2 counts)

Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)

Assisting in preparation of false tax documents (5 counts)

Conspiracy to defraud the United States (13 counts)

Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and bank fraud (2 counts)

Aggravated identity theft (24 counts)

Respect.

Repost this anywhere

Art by Valerio Buonfantino

Filipino💛

Reblog if English isn't your native language

someone pls do an edit of umbridge and trump

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As a reader, as a writer, and as a fan I can’t think of a single website that has given me more happiness than Archive of Our Own. Thank you so much to everyone who works so hard to make it such a wonderful place. 

Even in balck and white, you're still slaying.👑

That’s why we need heroes. (inspired by x)

Women who don't want babies

• are not selfish • are not less of a woman • are not weird • are not immature • won’t necessarily change her mind • won’t necessary be a lonely old lady • “a lonely old crazy cat lady” is a patriarchal asshole stereotype:):):):) • doesn’t necessarily hate kids • doesn’t need to give you an explanation

Steve/Tony + complementary qualities

[x]

“wOmEn ArE tOo EmOtIoNaL”

I don't really hate him... But this really makes sense

I still don’t understand how so many people can say “James Potter wasn’t a bully.” …. Um excuse me? He sexually assaulted another student in front of a group of students and that’s okay?

So I go on Snape’s Harry Potter wiki page

Oh sweet let’s have a look.

Flying: Severus was capable of unsupported flight. The only other known wizard that was able to do this was Lord Voldemort himself.

I must’ve overlooked that

Love: Severus was one of the only people in Voldemort’s inner circle who was capable of feeling unconditional love. 

Of course

Dark Arts: Severus had a passion for the Dark Arts from a young age, and was especially talented with curses, or so some believed. 

Well that’s well known

Potioneer: Severus was extremely adept at potion-making and worked as the Potions Master at Hogwarts for about 15 years. 

Right, well that should be it. Oh wait-…

Occlumency and Legilimency: Snape’s unerring ability to conceal his thoughts and feelings from external penetration proved to be crucial forhim. 

Okay there are all his talents- oh perhaps not.

Transfiguration: Severus was skilled in Transfiguration, being able to conjure objects and animals, and Transfigure elements into other objects with apparent ease.

Severus that’s enough.

Charms: Snape could use charms without fail

Severus please

Duelling: Although he rarely appeared in any known duels Snape was shown to be a very capable duellist. 

Your Mary Sue side is showing Severus

Spell creation: As a student at Hogwarts, Severus was very inventive with new spells.

YOU CAN STOP NOW

Non-verbal and wandless magic: Snape was adept at using non-verbal spells, from the most basic uses (such as instruction-writing on blackboards and clean ups) to the most advanced (such as combat curses). 

STOP BEING SO TALENTED

Logical thinking: Snape’s logic and deductive reasoning skills were such that he helped protect the Philosopher’s Stone by creating an obstacle, which was based on logic rather than magical skill.

JESUS CHRIST

Broomstick handling/Quidditch: On top being capable of unsupported flight in his later days, Snape was an able flyer on a broomstick, and sure enough in the rules of Quidditch to take over the position of referee at least once.

-faints-

A Poem For SS

I don't know what I see in you,

Is it just the things you do?

The way you walk and the way you look.

Is the things that got me hooked?

You got a black hair and black eyes,

You seem cold as ice.

You're so unpredictable as a rolling dice,

But my love to you were not lies.

You're a mystery.

You're so difficult as history.

But still you're my favorite fantasy.

I hope we meet in reality.

Hellooo guys this is my first time writing a poem soo please don't be hard on me I'm just posting this for some feedback... so that I will know if I'm just wasting my time like my aunt said... thanks to anyone who will give a feedback, I will really appreciate it!😊

“Without you, I’m nothing.  With you, I am but a small – yet integral – part of the Cinematic Universe known as Marvel.”  

– ROBERT DOWNEY JR., accepting an award from the 2018 Teen Choice Awards via a pre-taped segment.

Tony Stark knows that the Infinity War was going to happen

Tony knows and always known that the Infinity War was going to happen. 

Since 2012, since he went into space and saw the Chitauri, he only thinks about that. 

He can’t sleep, or he has nightmare. He suffers from PTSD, he has panic attacks..

He knows that the Avengers are under armed against all this.

And he feels himself under armed.

His biggest fear is to fail to protect the earth, and the Avengers.

This is why he created Ultron.

And this is why he created Vision.

BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HIM

Then, the Avengers have divided. Steve and some other Avengers betrayed him.

But Tony still builds a new facility for the Avengers, create a new shield for Cap, a belt for Thor..

And he does his best to make the Avengers as ready as possible to Infinity War.

Tony just want to keep the Avengers together and keep the earth safe.

So the next who says that Tony is a villain or something like that.. 

OK GUYS LISTEN UP

I BARELY EVER ASK Y’ALL FOR ANYTHING BUT JUST THIS ONCE

PLEASE COULD YOU WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THIS VIDEO

IT’S A CUTE TORTOISE BUT THAT’S NOT ALL 

EVERY PENNY OF VIEWING REVENUE WILL GO TO CHARITIES SUPPORTING SYRIAN REFUGEES IN EUROPE

IT WAS MY FRIEND’S IDEA AND SHE GOT ALAN RICKMAN (no I’m not kidding) TO DO THE VOICEOVER

SO PLEASE

WATCH IT

SHARE IT

LITERALLY REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE