I Don't Really Hate Him... But This Really Makes Sense

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SLYTHERIN | BISEXUAL | FEMME | AQUARIUS

requested by @vikkivalkyrie

Little Draco: Hey, Uncle Sev! I have a question.

Severus: What’s your question?

Little Draco: Where do babies come from?

Severus:

Little Draco:

Severus:

Little Draco:

Severus: ……I need a drink.

I ship Snamione and I am not ashamed.

I ship them post-war, so of course he survives Nagini.

I ship Snape learning to let go of guilt and pain long enough to make a friend. He didn’t really expect to, not with her, and he never compares her to Lily, because she’s not.

I ship Hermione longing for someone academically challenging for her, who doesn’t just want to snog and talk Quidditch, but she never compares him to Ron, or Viktor, because he’s not.

I ship them becoming friends, of it becoming something more. It doesn’t matter that when they meet off the field of battle she’s 18-19 and he’s 38, because they’re going to live past a hundred anyway, and they both know all too well what boys her age are like and she doesn’t want to wait around for them to mature to her level.

I ship the way he panics, worrying about his moral state because she used to be his student, damn it, and she frets over falling for another teacher because wasn’t Lockhart bad enough. But that doesn’t matter, in the end, because they’re not those people any more and there’s no Miss Granger or Professor Snape, just Severus and Hermione. They can weather the media uproar because they’ve both done it before and at this point don’t really care what anyone else thinks.

I ship Crookshank’s hair clinging to the end of his robes and the flush of embarrassment when he notices, but he can’t quite bring himself to Vanish it. 

I ship the way the fumes of his potions lab cling to her hair, and when she’s stressed, waist-deep in books on House Elves she pulls some to her face so that smell comforts her.

I ship them sitting peacefully at home reading, or Hermione ranting about her day at the Ministry and the changes she wants to make on their world while he counts stirs of his cauldron, or Severus complaining about his students while she laughs and reminds him that she and Harry were twenty times worse. 

I ship the nights one or both of them wakes up to nightmares of the war, of surviving. That they can share that in the dark hours of the day with nothing but soft tears and sharp jagged holes in the heart that never quite heal makes them all the stronger.

I ship them arguing, but she doesn’t cower to him because she’s Hermione fucking Granger, and he can take his opinion and shove it up his arse. And unlike her ex, he apologises promptly when he’s in the wrong (even if it’s not the actual words, she understands what the flowers or book means) because he is Severus Snape and he knows how much it would hurt to lose her.

I ship them growing, changing, coming together as a couple. He learns to have a friend again, a confidante, someone who genuinely cares about him as a person - the person he could have been if not for losing Lily and joining the Death Eaters. She learns not to try so hard because she is good enough on her own, and her confidence and strength makes him proud-he encourages her in her endeavors, often losing sleep as he helps her look up whatever it is she needs for a case or just an idle passing fancy.

So, yeah. I ship Snape and Hermione together. Two consenting adults who have a shared past and a better and brighter future.

Voldemort: Severus, you are my most trusted servant and that’s why I am telling you this vital and extremely sensitive information.

Severus: My lord, my life and loyalty belong to you. I would never even dream of betraying you.

*after he gets back to Hogwarts*

Severus: Hey Albus omg you wouldn’t believe what this bitch is planning asdjfjskshdkak

Definitely Me😂

Being a Slytherin is having problems like you know you’ve fucked up and it’s your fault, and you’re taking measures to fix it and understand how to not do it again, and you don’t have a problem telling everyone you’ve fucked up. But there’s that one person who feels like they need to lecture you on the matter and you just

Filipino💛

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Mine too😂😭

Mum: Why can’t you just buy the book instead of reading it on your phone?

Me: uh… cause I’m too poor and its hard to find

Also me: actually reading fanfics because my otp isn’t canon on the books

People With Vaginas😍

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

Sorry. I Love my Mom

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Why do people think that Snape was friendzoned by Lily? By definition being in friendzone means that one friend rejects the other friends’s feelings and as far as we know nowhere in books we see Snape actually telling Lily that he loved her romantically, therefore he couldn’t have been ‘friendzoned’. I do understand that people who hate Snape want to make him look pathetic and the butt of the joke by saying he was friendzoned by Lily, but it’s just not true. It’s not canon.