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Jisung: when you said you were 'magic in bed,' this wasn't what I was expecting Minho, pulling a card from the deck: now, is this your card? Jisung: holy shit, it is-
A cheesy, cringy romantic trope that I go weak in the knees for is when character A and B are looking at the sky and character A says "the stars are so beautiful" and then character B says "yeah. beautiful" but they're looking at character A.
I go feral every time
Hyunjin: ugh, adults don't care about their birthdays Chan: you came to dance practice last year on a horse
when I'm trying to have a normal conversation in c.ai and the bot randomly bypasses the filter for no reason:
Chan : are you ok? What are you doing
Felix, rocking back and forth violently : my abSOLUTE FUCKING BEST
Minho, trying to ask Jisung out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Jisung: Would you like to stay forever?
Jeongin: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Seungmin: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Felix: There were so many mixed messages in that
Minho: Highway to hell.
Hyunjin: Stairway to heaven.
Jisung: Elevator to eeby deeby.
Minho: Shotgun! Seungmin: Aw, but you had it on the way here Minho: No, I have a shotgun. Minho: *cocks gun* and I want to sit in the front seat
Felix: Change is inedible Chan: Don't you mean inevitable? Felix, spitting out coins: I do not
Jisung: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there? Minho: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Jisung: Jisung: *sobs*
Jeongin: If you had to choose between Seungmin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Minho: I'll take the money. Jeongin: You don't even know how much mon- Minho: I'll take the money.
Jeongin: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Jisung: They do. Chan: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Jeongin: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Seungmin, turning to Minho: How tall are you?
Seungmin: Okay, truth or dare? Chan: Truth Seungmin: How many hours have you slept this week? Chan: Chan: ...Dare Seungmin: Go to bed. Chan: I don't like this game
Chan, pointing a camera at Jeongin: There he is, our sweet baby. Jeongin, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
Minho: God, give me patience. Jisung: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Minho: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead
Hyunjin: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? Felix: Neither. Felix: Because it's twelve
Jeongin: Pardon my strong language but, Jeongin: fiddlesticks
Minho: What would you like? We have water, coffee, spiders, pepsi or- Jisung: Spiders? Minho: Spiders it is then Jisung: No wait- Minho, already pouring a glass of spiders:
Jisung: I'm an expert at identifying birds Jeongin: Oh yeah? What are those on the tree up there Jisung: Yep, those are all birds
Minho: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve Felix: I think you mean cards Minho, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not
Minho: You're giving me a sticker? Jisung: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!” Minho: I'm not a preschooler. Jisung: Fine, I'll take it back Minho: I earned this, back off!
I could never read a whole novel in one day, but when the fanfic is as long as a novel I won't stop reading until it's done
(I just finished reading a novel-length fanfic in one day, reading throughout online classes and not doing anything else for hours will do that)
© jfj
Jisung : Am I in trouble? Chan: Take a guess. Jisung: No? Chan: Take another guess.
Just finished a new art piece of Yoojung my beloved <3 it took so much suffering but it was worth it and in fact he needs to try this look I think
Freebies I’ll be handing out at the OnlyOneOf New York tour stop! 💋 they look good in my decorated pc holder
Seungmin: gasps indignantly Seungmin: there's a TYPO in this crossword puzzle!? Jeongin, internally: I'm going to marry him